To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

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For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

Wtf is going on here, I've got repetitive posts showing and a copulating Peter sodding Rabbit at the bottom of my screen I thought this was Mn not Peter Rabbit fucking with an echo

Also Sara Cox and Zoe Ball who I feel are solely responsible for the ladette culture of young women who feel they have to be totally pissed so they can convince people that they are having a great time

Weirdly an article just popped up on my fb feed of celebs that treat people badly, most were no surprise but Tobey Maguire is apparently a snotty little git who likes to Lord it over others.

After listening to a recent episode of Desert Island Discs i need to add Charlie Brooker to my list!

David Beckham. I was ambivalent until I heard him on Desert Island Discs.

My god, what a vacuous airhead that man is. Every single thing he talked about came back to him. Kirsty was trying to help him out by asking him leading questions about his charity work, but all he could think of to say was variations on 'I really enjoy it.'

Div.

Morrisey the light racist

Chwis Packham.

Ton Cruise

Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Corbyn
Jeremy Kyle

Ellen McArthur (not sure if she's technically a celeb - sailed her way around the world whatever - moaning the entire way)
Elton John
Bono - tit
Lilly Allen
Benedict goddam Cumberbatch - for locking everyone in the theatre after his show so they had to listen to him lecture everyone, plus his general obnoxiousness
Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall

How could I forget Tom Cruise? he annoys the hell out of me

Ronan keating

Schofield
Willoughby
That lizard looking fucker out of Sherlock, literally physically repulsed by him. Watched Thor: Ragnarok at the weekend and hadn't realise it was in it, had to leave the room until it's scene was over.
Matt Smith
Eddie Redmayne

Late to the party, but yes, a thousand times yes to JK Rowling.

I would respect her so much more if she said, 'Yeah, actually, when I wrote the books, I defined black characters as black, Asian as Asian etc because my default was white in my mind. I do think representation is important, and will do better in future.' Instead she gives crap about pretending Hermione was purposefully not specified as black. Hermione being black could have been interesting - she might have expected racism but for that being a muggleborn was all that matters. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

That's before you get to the sheer pile of wankshite that is Cursed Child.

Flowerfae - yes! Bloody Ellen MacArthur. Whinged so much, you never got the impression she actually liked boating. Seemed like an endless endeavour in attention seeking masochism we were forced to endure every time she was updated. Ugh.

Cheryl Cole. Disgusting women. Clearly only cares about herself and money.

Mylene Klass. I remember when she put a private email sent to her by a parent at her daughter's school on twitter for everyone to sneer at. Something about chipping into a joint gift for a birthday party, which she was not obliged to do but took great offence at.

Bloody Ellen MacArthur. Whinged so much, you never got the impression she actually liked boating. Seemed like an endless endeavour in attention seeking masochism we were forced to endure every time she was updated. Ugh.

I think I love you.

@craiglen - I love black mirror and his other shows but dh and I both where a bit “urgh” after listening to his desert island discs! Not sure if she’s popped up but my irrational hatred is Gwyneth Paltrow

Stephen Fry
Mylene Klass
Tess daly
Holly Willoughby
Alexandra burke
Joe Pasquale
Mark wright
Gemma collins
Amanda Holden
Nicole Shirtswinger
Simon Cowell
Paul O'grady
Jeremy Kyle
Piers morgan
Lorraine Kelly
Andy Peters
Colleen Nolan
James corden
Davina McCall
Kirsty allsop
Peter Andre
Anthea Turner
Judge Rinder
Paloma Faith
Lily Allen
Joanna Lumley
Jeremy Clarkson
Michael macintyre
Stephen Mulhern
Claudia Winkleman
Dermot O'leary
Rylan clarke
Alison hammond
sharon Osborne and family
Boris Johnson
Anne Widdicombe
Kate Middleton
Toff (winner of I'm a celeb)
Anyone from BB, Geordie shore Towie etc
Anyone on Hollyoaks or eastenders

Philip Schofield, Katie Hopkins, Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell, Ronan Keeting and almost Kyle and Clarkson but I cant quite hate them for some reason as its tinged with pity.... I sort of feel like Clarkson is his own worst enemy and probably not having a very happy time anyway so doesnt need my hatred and Kyle just seems a bit oblivious to how shit he actually is being.... he seems to genuinely believe he is doing some sort of good thing.

I can never manage to hate anyone who seems a little unbalanced or seems to hate themselves a bit... which is actually many celebrities

Sara Cox
Zoe Ball
Jo Wiley
Jeremy Vile Vine
It's the fakey DJ smiley voicy soundbitey matey chitty chatty suck air through your teeth that grinds my gears.