To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

[GetOutOfMYGarden]

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

Little mix.
They'll go to an opening of an envelope. Always around and dress grimly.

Liam Gallagher. Needs to explination.

Peter Kay. Unfunny and irritating bastard.

Tom Cruise.

Kelly Brook. I've never understood why people find her attractive. She makes me cringe.

Melanie Klass.

Cara Delavingne. I can't stand her, for no real reason

James Corden, Keith Lemon, Jimmy Carr - awful twats. Also David Walliams and Katie Price. Not sure how she is still popular.

Oh, seeing Kelly Brooks I also add the Kardashians. I was recently trying to explain DD what they were famous for and gave up.
What are the likes of Kelly Brooks, Katie Price and the Kardashians actually famous for? Big boobs and butts and the art of selling their bodies without being prostitutes?

Katie Price
Kardashians/Jenners
Ed Sheeran
Noel Gallagher
Amanda Holden
Holly Willoughby (needs to stop smoking and get rid of that thin reedy voice)
Angelina Jolie
All of the Made In Chelsea cast, especially Toff

Holly Willoughby grinds on me. I used to like her until i watched this morning alot and that keith lemon show. She just comes across as wanting to be all cute and innocent, even down to the voice and the constant laughing and things that sound sexual, that really aren't even that funny.

Oh and tony bellew. I know hes not exactly a celebrity of sorts, but he just pisses me right off, and nothing to do with the accent either because i am from liverpool, i think its the way he lays our accent on thick amd acts like a complete prick.

Kelly Brook looks the spit of Edwina Currie, facially at least. I chuckle to myself every time she's pictured 'flaunting her assets' in the Daily Mail.

Yes Cilla Black after what I read about her in here, and Colleen Roony, terrible school bully apparently.

Totally irrational probably but Rob Becket, mainly because he was Ultimate Taskmaster series when Bob Mortimer should have won (love Bob). He just irritates me now.

Tom(I've bought a baby) Daley and his old man boyfriend.
Gary Lineker makes my flesh crawl hes that sleazy.

What deeply irritates me is the fact that so many of these so called celebrities have honours, damehood, knighthoods etc, yet a 97 year old lady who has raised £1000s for charity only got a MBE last week!
I love the fact that beckham spectacularly shot himself in the foot over the honours stuff, twat

"Jane "cruise singer" McDonald" omg yes - for lots of reasons but the most annoying (and I accept irrational one) is that STUPID cutesy hand wave she does because it's not cutesy as she has man hands!

Cilla black - I've relatives in Liverpool from her neck of the woods - she hasn't been liked round there for a LONG time. When stuff started coming out about certain things she'd said/done (and as you say there's the company she kept too) I was not surprised.

Gemma Collins

I've missed out on this years celebs go dating because of my complete and utter loathing of the woman

Tom Hiddleston for being part of the cringe that was the Hiddleswift.

I love a bit of ‘asset flaunting’ in the DM.
I have a 15 year old Skoda that I count as an asset.

Onetrauma@ absolutely spot on about the Wrights, forgot about them!

Another for my list David Walliams, total slim ball. Makes my skin crawl.

Lesley Garrett. Annoying as hell and according to a friend who used to work for her record label, needed a LOT of post-production work by the sound engineers to make her sound half decent.

David walliams. Very avoidable.

me too singy wont watch anything with her in anymore

she promised she wouldnt do tv anymore-id pay her not to

Russell Brand

Amy Schumer just dire
Kardashians

I cannot stand:
Keith Lemon
Tess Daly
Ben from gmtv , pissed me off year's ago, whilst advertising some holiday or something, saying 'are you in love? I know I am...' in such a smug, smarmy way. bluegh
Jane Mcdonald
Stupid Horse/dog laughing Jimmy Carr - wank
Nigel Farage, so fucking slimy
The Nutties from Gogglebox

bollocks, completely forgot
Nicole frigging schblabla with fucking dollop of fucking yoghurt on her fucking nose, hate hatehate her

All the loose woman especially those with millionaire husbands ie Christine Lampard and Penny Stewart why would we want your opinion/advice when your life is a million miles removed form ours, stop trying to pretend your one of the girls! that smug Andrea Ive had lots of husbands but I'm happy now for a few months Andrea McLean.
Also the talent free zone that is Holly and Philip, and Ruth who danced like a plank of wood but went up on stage when strictly got an award Why?

More talent free zones Kylie and Madonna/ Keith Lemon (just not funny in the least )
David Cameron for getting away with ruining the country with his stupid bowing down to Tory diehards and asking the people to vote on what should have been a Government economic decision and with the potential to cost us all dearly. Boris Johnstone stop playing the buffoon you went to Eton you are not stupid just annoying and we can all see through the act.
Phew this is cathartic!

I've never understood how kylie or Madonna get away with it, neither can sing. Madonna makes me cringe myself inside out, though. Especially when being 'seductive'...that part in the 'Don't Tell Me' music vid where she's doing the dancing bit with the cowboy dancers behind her and she's looking down the camera, sums her up for me. Looks a right bloody gormless mare!

Paddy McGuiness, nobody loves him more than he loves himself
Keith Lemon and his hair