To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

[GetOutOfMYGarden]

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

No talent but excellent PR which seems to be most on everybody's list and fawning people who interview then I'd love it if we could have a real interview with them like You do know you cannot sing don't you ? Your extremely irritating aren't you and a bit smug how could you improve on that?

Kirstie Allsopp and her bloody homespun shit

There's lots of names on this thread that I've never heard of, thankfully

The reality TV gang. Any one of them. Being on one show does not make you s'leb

June Sarpong, Simon Cowell, Kerry Katona, Danny Dyer, Myleen Klass, Piers Morgan, Richard Osman, Stephen Fry, Susannah Reid, Kevin Clifton and his sister. I could go on!

Mainly radio 2 personalities for me : Jo Whiley ( smug and irritating)

Ferne Cotton ( yes, we know you've married into rock & roll royalty. Doesn't mean you're down to Earth)

Jeremy Vine's show ( full of daily mail readers)

Dermot O'Leary ( just a dickhead).

That feels better!!

Oh I forgot one.

Johnny Vaughn.

Every time my radio turns on and it happens to be him speaking, i feel small rage start inside me.

Miranda Hart
Liam Gallagher
Johnny Depp
Matt Damon
The Clooney (and any Hollywood actor with world changing aspirations along with private jets and multiple mansions).
Julia Bradbury
Jeremy Paxman
Louis Theroux
Nigel Slater
All the ones listed so far with the exception of Peter Capaldi, Stacey Solomon (v irritating but I find her very endearing) and Billie Piper

handsoff. If you travel by private jet, have a fleet of cars and motorbikes, multiple mansions etc - please don’t rattle on about carbon footprints and buying electric cars. It just make you sound like the hypocrite you really are. And when you jump on every bandwagon from phoneathons for flood victims, sexual abuse in Hollywood, refugees on every continent, privacy rights tor celebs etc, you don’t look like a humanitarian you look like a virtue signalling twat who’d do anything for publicity.

Gok Wan, Alan Carr, Jordan aka Katie Price, Graham Norton, anyone from Coronation Street or reality TV.

A lot of celebs take for granted how well paid they are for relatively little input. When they get about 100k for idling round in big brother and then winch and whine, it's a piss take when you compare what we all have to do just to get by.

Bloody naga munchatty on bbc screechy and snipy she has no redeeming qualities. I always think Charlie who is on with her spends most of his time swearing under his breath...

Meghan Markle
Rod Stewart
Imbecilic moron who goes by the name of Keith Lemon
Vile Jeremy Kyle
Katie Price
Peter Andre
Loose women lot
Cheryl tweedycoleV?
Susannah Reid
Alexandra Burke
Miley Cyrus
Gary Barlow
Robbie Williams

Ooh I find Meghan Markle incredibly annoying. I bet she’s a head tilter.

Peter Andre. Mylene Klass. Phillip Schofield.

Nadia Swahala. Never minded her but after CBB in 2015...

Oh and Taylor swift.

Borderline
So true
When I see slebs crying on big brother when they get letters from home I could just punch the TV . 3 weeks ...3 weeks and they are crying like babies- they should hang their heads in shame . Being paid thousands by their own choice. I just think of the thousands of young people that were drafted into our 2 world wars . Many never came home for years . I cringe every time .

Loads of them (although hate that phrase nearly as much as boils my piss) Jamie Oliver though probably takes it

@Tossdaily he may resemble Kevin Webster but I've seen his sex tape and he's packing .

That orange bloke who says cheap as chips, Les Dennis and Jeremy Kyle.

Michael Mcintyre
John Barrowman
Jeremy Kyle
Piers Morgan

I know he's been mentioned but that little prick, Liam Payne gives me the raaaaaage. Every time he mentions 'the missus' and how the drivel he is saying is going to 'get him into trouble with her' I just want to smash his annoying little pug face in. It's like he's playing at being a grown up and hasn't actually got a clue. He's irrelevant, gormless and looks like his breath smells of Wotsits.
Rant over.
Oh and don't get me started on the Kardashians - they're all that's wrong with the world in one family.