To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

[GetOutOfMYGarden]

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

ladybird yes and also our troops on active service in places like Afghanistan where they don't get to see their loved ones for months on end. The "letters from home" on BB is a huge wind up for me too. What the hell are they crying for, they're away for the average holiday but with a huge pay check at the end.

Hahaha yes mrscraig when will Liam stop putting his foot in it?
When he was at the new 50 shades premiere and he said he was going to take some tips for the missus as it was nearly valentines....could just imagine him saying it with a little immature wink.

ladybird

Yes. Yes. Yes.

My husband goes away for four months and we have no contact.

Poor poor z listers not hearing from Mumsy for two weeks

Oh goodness @Estellanpip, I didn't know he'd said that- he trots the same 'joke' out every time he opens his mouth. Such a massive plonker. He makes me cringe. What is Cheryl thinking? She needs an intervention. He has the maturity of a 15 year old boy and absolutely no self awareness whatsoever.

Nick grimshaw - not funny, shit at presenting, his radio 1 show has lost listeners year on year... why does he still have his job?!
James corden
Holly Willoughby- false, banal woman
Phillip schofield - far too pleased with himself

I know right, mrscraig! I just think, 'doofus'.

”looks like his breath smells of Wotsits”

Graham Norton

Gemma Collins

I will never be able to look at that Liam boy again without thinking about @mrscraig Wotsit comment

Oh just thought...

Diane Abbott

Keith Lemon, the most unfunny, irritating act on tv.

Has nobody mentioned that smug, smarmy fucking liar Tony Blair yet? He deservedly had the top spot on Channel 4's "100 worst Britons" in 2000 or 2001 (followed by Jordan, Thatcher, Jade Goody). And yes, he does count as a celebrity - he certainly thinks so, whenever he occasionally pops up.

None, life’s too short to be annoyed at people you will never likely meet.

All been mentioned, but just to reiterate:
Myleene Klass
Kerry Katona
Fearne Cotton
Katie Price
Kelly Brook
Holly Willoughby

For some reason, they all seem to be women a similar age to me . Perhaps because they all seem to have grown up with me over the years, and none of them have ever displayed any signs of being anything than utterly vacuous and media hungry.

This has made great Sunday morning reading!

On my list -

Jamie Oliver
Stephen Fry
James Corden
Nick Knowles (I've met him and he's an utter twat)
Martin Lewis - the too shouty finance man
Ricky Gervais
Olly Murs
Robbie Williams
Miranda Hart
Yasmin Alibi Brown
Sandy Toksvig
Bono
David Beckham
Claudia Winkleman

How could I have forgotten Diane Abbott?? Awful awful woman. Gah I loathe her.

Aaagh. I forgot Diane Abbott too! She's top of my list with Jamie Oliver and Yasmin Alibi Brown (even though I loathe her I feel a bit guilty that I'm almost certainly spelling her name wrong).

And I've also remembered

Emma Watson
Kate Winslet
Harriet Harman

Forgot to mention Bruno Mars in my earlier post. Silly little bellend that he is.

Forgot to mention Bruno Mars in my earlier post. Silly little bellend that he is.