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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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Peoplesuckballs · 14/02/2018 14:03

The Royals. All of them including the soon to be addition Meghan. Abhorrent institution really. And the whole Tort party. Get in the sea all of you.

Peoplesuckballs · 14/02/2018 14:05

Tory not tort. Bloody mobile!

drumandthebass · 14/02/2018 15:49

Jane "cruise singer" McDonald
🤬🤬

TeasndToast · 14/02/2018 15:51

Dappy from N Dubz. Vile fucking scumbag.

drumandthebass · 14/02/2018 15:54

Here's another vote for Davina.

Put the six pack away already

PunkrockerGirl59 · 14/02/2018 15:58

Davina McCall
Carol Vorderman
Christine Lampard
All the Kardashians/Jenners
Keith Lemon

JanetStWalker · 14/02/2018 16:13

Get in the sea all of you.

This made me burst out laughing for some reason. Grin

Katedotness1963 · 14/02/2018 16:28

The Beckhams. Cannot stand them. I actually feel offended if I see a positive story about them, like it can't possibly be true. I know! I'm bloody mad...

RabbityMcRabbit · 14/02/2018 16:30

Yorkshire YummyMummy bit late to the party but "couple" takes a singular pronoun because it's seen as a unit, similar with "government" (made up of many people but treated as a singular entity)

Boatsonthewater · 14/02/2018 19:29

Yes, I hate Davina and her self absorption and obsession with her body. Also the Beckhams. I just cannot understand why anyone is interested in them.

drumandthebass · 14/02/2018 19:33

The dick that is Robbie Williams

OneOfTheGrundys · 14/02/2018 19:44

Michael Rosen.
Loves to tell teachers how to do their jobs.

Booie09 · 14/02/2018 19:48

Nadia sawhla so full of shit! And Coleen Nolan.

TheMathsTrainee · 14/02/2018 20:12

Oh yes Michael Rosen .....forget phonics...let’s put children in a room full of books and they will learn to love reading...

yerbutnobut · 14/02/2018 20:51

David Walliams ' my simon'.HmmConfusedAngry

MrsDesireeCarthorse · 14/02/2018 21:07

Neither of these will go down well but:

the late Peaches Geldof
Gail Porter

Sarahh2014 · 14/02/2018 21:42

Richard Gere he's so rodenty

Booie09 · 14/02/2018 22:09

Eamon Holmes and bloody Ruth Langsford....she is so possessive it's unbelievable...ffs he's not Tom Hardy!

Giggorata · 14/02/2018 22:37

I don't know who most of the people mentioned on here are.... but I bet they'd all get on my tits.

borderline11 · 14/02/2018 22:39

All of them. I can't think of one i like, i hate the word "celebrity" too.

AntArcticFox · 14/02/2018 22:42

You are doing something right Giggorata!

I am watching less TV. I'm pretty much down to the weather forecasts. Some of these have been on so long though that I know them of old : Lorraine and her sidekick in LA for example.

augustusglupe · 14/02/2018 22:52

Schofield
Holly Willoughby
Don’t mind Eamon but I find Ruth so fake and smug.
Practically everyone who ever presents the One show... god I’d love to hear a bit of dirt about Matt sodding goody two shoes Baker.
The Kardashian’s and Jenners et al and most of the people mentioned on here tbh.

augustusglupe · 14/02/2018 23:31

Oh yes and Gino de Campo!! Angry I read a fact about him the other day that I could hardly believe!! Despicable little shit!!

Smokeahontas · 14/02/2018 23:36

Jamie Oliver
Bono
Bob Geldof
Chris Evans (the ginger one)

Could all do with a throat punch

Tapandgo · 14/02/2018 23:43

Just been reading about Cilla Black after seeing nominations in here. Wow ~ she certainly was an obnoxious person. That explains a lot about the company she kept too.

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