I was expecting a parcel today - kids bedding so nothing expensive.
I got an email saying Hermes would deliver it between 11&1 today and it requires a signature, great I'm home all day so not an issue.
I've not had a delivery, I've been here all day and not a single knock but have received an email saying it's been delivered to my porch (I don't have a porch) AND been signed for my customer (me).
They are saying it's been marked as delivered so must be somewhere around where a porch might be 
Surely if I had signed for it as they claim, they wouldn't have had to leave it in a safe place? I would have signed it and taken it!
They can't get hold of the driver so said they'll get back to me but I'm not holding my breath!
AIBU to think this is really really shit and the driver has probably signed for it himself and left it on the street somewhere?