If you could eat what you want with no consequences

[mrsharrison]

There would be no impact on your health, weight or teeth. What would your menu for an average day be like? Me:

Breakfast: an egg and bacon sandwich
Mid morning: egg mayo sandwich
Lunch: chilli nachos with guacamole and sour cream
Afternoon: a selection of cakes
Dinner: indian takeaway and baked cheesecake with champagne
Bedtime: hot chocolate with marshmallows and digestive biscuits.

Ohh I love a good food thread!

Breakfast: Mocha, full English or a couple of pain au raisins, orange juice

Snacks/drinks throughout the day: Vanilla Latte, hot chocolate, fresh cream scones, chocolate.

Lunch: French baguette with butter AND mayonnaise, hot chicken, crispy bacon, cucumber and lettuce, loads of black pepper.

Dinner: Massive Rib-eye steak, fries, onion rings, garlic butter and a red onion, olive, tomato and cucumber salad.
Massive bowl of Eton mess

B: poached egg on thick white toast, real butter (lots) and chipotle Tabasco. Cup of Tea.

L: A tuna melt panini and Crisps. Diet Coke with loads of ice and lemon.

Afternoon snack: massive scone with cream and jam. Coffee.

Pre dinner: 2 glasses of prosecco and a vodka martini.

Dinner: A Greek or Lebanese style meze. Lots of dips, hot flatbread, grilled fish and lamb. The lot!
All washed down with Cune Rioja.

Dessert: a vat of tiramisu.

Pass out.

You lot, why not embrace the Inner Roman in you? Adopt the toga ( so good, elegant and accommodating for those 'fat' days), and the Vomitorium (exactly what it says on the tin) for when you're really on....er...a roll?

Breakfast would be thick seedy toast with scrambled eggs, smoked salmon and a huge latte.

A pastry mid morning.

Lunch would be hummus and falafel sandwich- on wholemeal bread. Followed by a twix.

A warm Ben's cookie in the afternoon.

Dinner would be blue steak, fat chips, fried mushrooms and peas followed by warm chocolate brownie with cream.

Ice cream before bed.

Breakfast - Bacon, pancakes, syrup, huge caramel latte monster combination, fresh orange juice.

Lunch - endless rounds of buttery toast, Pate, smoked salmon, cream cheese on a bagels

Dinner- all the pizza Hut

Snacks - all the haribos and the entire willies coco selection

Breakfast: american pancakes with bacon and maple syrup
Lunch: cheese and ham and pineapple toastie, those ones with the sealed edges
And crisps
Chocolate mousse for pudding
Dinner: lasagne and garlic bread
Something extremely chocolate for pudding
Dry white wine

Happy days

berwickswan, you are on to something glorious.

I don’t think I’d eat more regularly during the day, not on a daily basis anyway, but I’d definitely eat KFC pretty much weekly. I’d always have three courses if going out to dinner. And I’d have a slice of cake or a cookie if I went to a coffee shop at the weekend.

This thread has made me so hungry!

I'd have a veggie fry up for breakfast composed of perfectly poached eggs, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, good veggie sausages, grilled tomatoes and fried bread. With a bucket of tea.

For lunch I'd have a halloumi kebab with salad and soggy takeaway chips with a side order of freshly made humous.

And a cheese stuffed crust veggie pizza for tea covered in jalapeños and with garlic and herb dip. All washed down with a few glasses of Johnny Walker Blue label

Breakfast would be a full English or bacon roll and coffee.
Mid morning - vanilla latte.
Lunch - smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel
Mid afternoon - chocolate brownie
Dinner - Chinese or Indian takeaway with a bottle of white Pinot or Prosecco
Late night snack - Nachos with salsa, guacamole and cheese.
Yum!

Breakfast: egg mayo and avocado on rye bagel with hot sauce and lots of fresh oj

Snack: bag of space raiders

Lunch: big greasy tuna melt, coke and a cup of tea followed with a wodge of coffee walnut cake

Apperetif: a big negroni and posh crisps

Dinner: endless picky bits ie baked camembert, chips and dip, cured meats and olives etc with loads of crusty bread washed down with a bottle of red, or a couple really hoppy strong beers.

Followed by a pile of very posh chocolates and maybe a whisky if I felt like it.

hey xmasbaby 11, no salad allowed in this post , we will not have swearing !

Ok mine ,
Breakfast,
Full english with strong coffee and lots of toast,

snack;
packet of walkers cheese and onion.

lunch ;
Fish and chips with bread and butter NOT MARGE.
chocolate brownie
a large glass of red wine

tea
full Sunday dinner
baked apple with rum soaked dried fruit and dark brown sugar.
a bottle of red wine followed by a generous measure of dark rum

Supper,
3 rounds of cheese on toast
hot chocolate with marshmallows

late night snack ;
a handsome strong man to carry me to bed !

Breakfast scrambled eggs on toast
Lunch - fried egg and cheese toasted sandwich followed by ice cream
Dinner -
Omelette oh and a side of Yorkshire pudding, followed by lemon meringue,

Snacks - custard, anything with mayo, mousse, and more egg, eclairs, egg custard tart thingies,

It would involve prawns, and a massive ice cream sundae washed down with as much alcohol as I like. With a side plate of freshly cut white bread slathered in butter.

Unfortunately my digestive system does not agree with such follies.

Ooh I like this thread. Mine would be:

Breakfast: sausages, bacon, eggs, fried mushrooms, grilled tomatoes and lots of thick hot buttered toast and big mug of coffee

Mid-morning: hot sausage roll from the bakers

Lunch: large fresh buttered baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon, salad and lashings of hellmans mayo. A packet of salt and vinegar and some reeces pieces. Another big mug of coffee.

Dinner: calamari or some sort of fried cheeses for starters, followed by a very rare fillet steak smothered in blue cheese sauce and some big chunky chips followed by treacle tart and clotted cream. All washed down with lots of red wine. And then maybe an Irish coffee. Bliss.

Unsurprisingly, given the above, I have about 6 stone I need to lose so will not be having any of that any time soon as currently restricting myself to 1200 calories a day! Off to cry into my salad 😁

I love this thread! MN is usually full of people waxing lyrical about carrot sticks and houmous or how then actually enjoy a bowl of tender stem broccoli more than kettle chips. This is the first thread in ages where they barely get a look in.

I'd wake up to a mocha and fruit toast from starbucks EVERY morning.

Lunch would be a sausage roll and a cheese and onion slice from Greggs, with another mocha.

Tea would be a meateor, chicken kickers and cookies from Dominos.

I'd snack on cupcakes and millionaires shortbread, and drink sooooooo much full fat coke.

Cactuar I'm on 1200 cals too. Was bored of it and was considering doing a full binge. But this morning i weighed myself and have lost 4 pounds in a week.
So the binge can wait a while.

Breakfast - bacon, egg, grilled tomato, black pudding and croissant(s), butter and jam. Coffee.
Mid morning - doughnuts or yum-yums. Tea or coffee.
Lunch toasted fish finger and melted cheese sandwich. Mayo and ketchup mixed on the sandwich. Or a cheese, ham and tomato toastie. Thick cut multi-seed bread. To drink -- Tea, plus chocolate biscuits or large piece of cake.
Dinner - macaroni cheese with sliced tomato on top and a gammon steak.
Or lamb curry, Madras or Dhansak, with the Works - pilau rice, paratha, dhal, mixed vegetable Bhaji), Side order of chicken tikka, onion Bhaji.

Best quality ice cream for dessert and to be eaten throughout evening straight from the tub.
Full-fat Coke to drink during the day and large gin and tonic, (Beefeater and Fevertree) before/at dinner. Or a Manhattan cocktail.

4 pounds is amazing MrsHarrison. I lost 2 pounds last week and am about half a stone down since Christmas so it is working. I find if I stick to 1200 or less on weekdays I can relax and splurge a bit on weekends and still lose weight. Good luck and thank you for starting this thread even if it has made me hungry

Breakfast: waffles or American pancakes with maple syrup, banana and bacon
Mid morning: chocolate cake
Lunch: pizza and garlic bread followed by an ice cream sundae
Mid afternoon: scones with clotted cream and jam
Dinner: roast chicken with all the trimmings followed by bread and butter pudding with cream
Evening snack: taramasalata and warm pitta bread
With plenty of pineapple juice, elderflower presse and hot chocolate to drink.

Cactaur yes 1200 is doable. Only another 10 pounds to go and then i can have my no consequences day. Keep up the good work, we can both do it.

i have read through every post and the one food i can't get out of my head is "family cherry pie with custard".
I want it really badly....

Breakfast- Either full English or pancakes with maple syrup.
Mid morning- Croissant
Lunch- Cheese and crisp sandwich. French onion soup.
Dinner- Gin and tonic, nuts
Blinis with salmon and caviar
Steak, sautee potatoes, salad (or pad thai. Or roast chicken. Or roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.)
Creme Brulee or chocolate profiteroles or ice cream with hot chocolate sauce.
Cheese and biscuits or walnut bread
Wine
Coffee and brandy. A chocolate truffle.

As it is I eat endless fucking salad. I need to lose 2 stone.

Breakfast: pancakes with lemon juice and maple syrup, maybe with some baked bananas and a side of pastries such as almond croissant and cinnamon swirl. Oh, and a chai latte.

Snack: cup of tea with an all you can eat tin containing a variety of my favourite biscuits.

Lunch: full afternoon tea with finger sandwiches (peanut butter and banana, hummus and sweet corn, cucumber), scones and mini cakes.

Snack: a jam donut and hot chocolate with marshmallows. Lots of marshmallows.

Dinner: Chinese takeaway - plain chow mein, sweetcorn fried rice, satay tofu, vegetable spring rolls, bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Pineapple fritters too.

Midnight snack: a selection of sweets and chocolates and maybe some baklava.

I won't lie, I have often planned this in the same way that some plan how to spend their fantasy lotto millions