If you could eat what you want with no consequences

[mrsharrison]

There would be no impact on your health, weight or teeth. What would your menu for an average day be like? Me:

Breakfast: an egg and bacon sandwich
Mid morning: egg mayo sandwich
Lunch: chilli nachos with guacamole and sour cream
Afternoon: a selection of cakes
Dinner: indian takeaway and baked cheesecake with champagne
Bedtime: hot chocolate with marshmallows and digestive biscuits.

Pancakes, syrup and bacon for breakfast.
Lasagne and chips for all lunch with mayonnaise and some hot sauce chicken bites with mighty meaty dominos pizza for tea.
M&S salted caramel profiteroles and Mr Kiplings Battenberg cake.

Every day. I wouldn't even ever get fed up.
Which is practically what I did for most of Dec...until I got on the scaled on 1st Jan!

Ready Brek x weetabix with full fat milk x sugar. Pancakes with Nutella x banana.

Milky coffee x Hobnobs.

2 x cheese x ham toasties with coleslaw, Walkers cheese x onion, honey roasted peanuts. Full sugar Coke.

Mug of tea x sugar. Double choc chip cookies.

Lamb Tikka masala, pilau rice, bhajis, poppadoms, mango chutney, raita.

Carte Dor vanilla ice cream, black forest gateaux.

Alllllll the carbs.

All of them.

Breakfast- bacon and egg toastie and a pastry
Snack- pancakes, butter and Nutella
Lunch- cooked dinner, followed by profiteroles with some salted caramel sauce
Snack- crisps, popcorn and chocolate

Dinner- huge Chinese takeaway, with chips and bottle of prosecco
Supper- more chocolate

Breakfast would be a bacon sandwich or smoked salmon and scrambled.

Lunch would be lamb kebabs, chips, Greek salad

Dinner would be steak and chips or a Chinese takeaway.

I'd eat several boxes of posh chocolates throughout the day as a snack

Ohhhhhh I love a good food thread!!

Breakfast: fry up, or a sausage and bacon sarnie with daddies sauce!

Morning snack: sausage roll from breadstall in Clapham.

Lunch: chicken fajhitas, or a falafel plate.

Afternoon snack: more falafel OR a huge bag of bugel crisps.

Dinner: Thai/Indonesian/curry take away, or pizza.

i didn't get high blood pressure writing that

I’d treat myself to a tin of condensed milk once a week

^

Me too!

I'd also constantly munch on those stroopwaffel biscuits you get in Amsterdam.

With a spliff.

I eat like this most days. No wonder I’ve totally piled on the lbs.

I didn’t realise this wasn’t normal

I love this thread. This is one of my favourite fantasies.

I don't think I'd ever stop if I let myself just eat and eat. What a way to go.

Breakfast: French toast with maple syrup, berries and Greek yoghurt

Snack: full fat cappuccino and cranberry and blueberry muffin

Lunch: club sandwich or croque monsieur with skinny chips and a pint of Irn Bru

Snack: a Boost and a flat white

Dinner: stuffed crust, extra cheese pizza with wedges and more Irn Bru.

Probably ice cream to follow.

That's Monday sorted...now Tuesday...

Oh on a diet so loving this!
Breakfast
Thick seeded toast with marmalade and thick lurpak
Lunch
Massive warm baguette with pate and sweet chilli relish with chips and mayo
Dinner
Indian takeaway followed by Haagen Dazs ice cream and wine
That’s about a gizillion weight watchers points well spent!!

In bed: sugary tea and digestives

Breakfast: pancakes or bagel with butter and cheese or eggs benedict or fry up, more tea, fruit juice and fruit

Lunch: smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel or triple decker chicken club sandwich, Pepsi

Dinner:
Macaroni cheese and toast or
Chicken and chips or
Steak and chips with mushrooms and onion rings or
Pizza or
Anything with a creamy sauce!

Sticky toffee pudding or profiteroles for dessert

2/3 glasses of wine

Snacks: crisps/ cookies/ chocolates/ carbs as desired!

Chips and cheese at 1am if on a night out!

Breakfast: pot of freshly ground coffe and jug of freshly squeezed OJ

Proper breakfast: Thai ripe red papaya with squeeze of kaffir lime, lots of it, followed by smoked salmon, chives, scrambeled egg, buttered bagel - or two...

Elevenses: bacon, eggs, mushrooms, black pudding, home fries, toast with heaps of jam, baked beans. Champers with OJ

(Obviously one would need several stomachs for all this but in the perfect world...)

Lunch: chicken Ceasar, Club House with potato wedges, lots of mayo and tomato sauce, Chablis, ice cold

Tea: sushi & sashimi, sake

Dinner: NY steak, blackened, rye bread with slab of butter, lots of asparagus with lemon-butter sauce, gallons of Malbec

Pre-bed: Highland 10Yr single malt, Waitrose dark truffles

And to do it all over again the next day....

[happy}

Garlic bread

Garlic bread with cheese.

Garlic bread with tomato.

Garlic naan with lamb buhna.

Breakfast- Sausages, bacon and fried egg and sweet waffles with a drizzle of maple syrup.

snack- Full fat greek Yoghurt and sweet peaches.

Lunch- beef burger with blue cheese and sweet potato chips.

Snack - Rich hot chocolate and c fudge cake.

Dinner - Lasagne salad and garlic bread with extra cheese.

I've made my first every suet pastry pudding (streak and red wine) today. It's currently doing its last 15 mins in the steamer.

It's far from healthy but I had a day off and really fancied cooking something I've been meaning to do, but never had the time.

The kitchen smells amazing and I'm impatiently waiting for DH to get home so we can eat

It's definitely not everyday food though!!

Assuming I'm not also allowed to state no impact on my wallet, then exactly the same as I eat at the moment I just wouldn't get any more tooth decay .

Breakfast: pancakes, waffles, berries, syrup, cream. Coffee to drink. Perhaps some veggie sausages and hash browns, tomatoes and mushrooms.
Elevenses: coffee and a large slice of cake
Lunch: some sort of salad with fresh green beans, cherry tomatoes, perhaps some walnuts, very finely chopped shallots and lovely dressing, followed by a really delicious and colourful array of fruit.
Traditional afternoon tea
Three course dinner: soup as a starter, lovely vegetable curry perhaps, or a veggie stew, then cheeseboard with grapes, celery, figs and pears. Wine to match

Breakfast: Fried egg baguette (two eggs, loads of butter and salt)
Mid Morning: 2 bags of crisps + slice of victoria sponge.
Lunch: Jacket potato, butter cheese and coleslaw.
Mid Afternoon: 2 bags of crips + slice of victoria sponge.
Dinner: Massive Chinese takeaway washed down with a couple of bottles of sauvignon.

Great. Never felt more deprived Thanks op!

Basically Christmas Day!!
Eggs Benedict with Buck's Fizz or chocolate milk
Canapés with champagne at 11ish
Full roast with trimmings - lovely wine
Followed by selection of deserts
Coffee and chocolates
...more (posh) chocolates, possibly a massive Godiva box with actual drawers or a hamper to pick at
Evening- crumpets, cakes and lots of tea
A nightcap - amaretto sour or similar

Oh and a cheeseboard

I would eat the foods that have been on my self-imposed "forbidden list" for the last decade or two but which I used to really enjoy, which are:
Steak
Sausages
Bacon
Lamb
Pork
Burger King Whopper
Ham
Cake
Danish pastries
Doughnuts
Milk chocolate (not Cadbury's!)

I still wouldn't have breakfast because I hate food first thing.

Brunch...bacon sandwich, Heinz tomato soup.

Evening meal...takeaway

Drinks...Idris ginger beer, cafe and cocoa, white wine

Snacks...digestive biscuits with cheese, hummus with breadsticks and veg, olives, prawn cocktail crisps.

This thread needs pictures

I'd start with garlic mushrooms on toast, then have smoked birchwood bacon with quails eggs. Washed down with orange juice with bits in.

Snack, I'd have a family sized cherry pie with custard

lunch, I'd go all you can eat Indians

Snack, tortilla chips

Dinner, smoked cod with loads of chow mein noodles

snack, family sized egg custard

supper, spicy noodles with a smokey

I don't think I could physically eat it as I always stick to 1900 calories a day but I'd happily give it a try