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If you could eat what you want with no consequences

178 replies

mrsharrison · 22/01/2018 21:44

There would be no impact on your health, weight or teeth. What would your menu for an average day be like? Me:

Breakfast: an egg and bacon sandwich
Mid morning: egg mayo sandwich
Lunch: chilli nachos with guacamole and sour cream
Afternoon: a selection of cakes
Dinner: indian takeaway and baked cheesecake with champagne
Bedtime: hot chocolate with marshmallows and digestive biscuits.

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frieswitheverything · 22/01/2018 23:22

Breakfast of champange smoked salmon and hollandaise sauce

Liquour chocolates and crisps as a snack

Roast dinner with all the trimmings

Supper of leftovers with added mayonnaise and onion rings
Roll on Christmas 2018 only 11 months of the gym and whole foods to go

Whatwouldkeithrichardsdo · 22/01/2018 23:24

Oh this is a great question:

Breakfast: Scrambled eggs with bread and butter, espresso, spicy Virgin Mary and a pint of water

Lunch: Cote de Boeuf, gratin dauphinois, jus, creamed spinach, green beans and sorry...I want a Yorkshire pudding 😀 glass of red wine with lunch
Pudding would be something fruity and finished off with an espresso martini

Dinner: A round of cheese and tomato sandwiches, with a bag (or two) of Squares crisps. Cheese Board with nice biscuits and straws.
Bliss!!!

frieswitheverything · 22/01/2018 23:27

Oh and Brie. By the handful. £7 jars of chutney. Toasted bagels. More alcoholic fizz. More chocolates.

I miss Christmas!!!

frieswitheverything · 22/01/2018 23:29

A lot of people seem to be describing Christmas!!

LRL2017 · 22/01/2018 23:29

Breakfast - eggs Benedict
Lunch - costa - sandwich and cake
Yes - curry and all the sides, breads, popadoms
Snacks - lots of chocolate

blinkineckmum · 22/01/2018 23:31

If money and time were no consideration
Breakfast - yoghurt, granola, fresh pineapple
Snack - fruit salad (kiwi, strawberries, raspberries, grapes, pineapple)
Lunch - fish, new potatoes, green beans
Snack - chips
Dinner - chilli con carne with soured cream and guacamole
Dessert - apple
Snack - white buttered toast
Tea with milk chocolate at various intervals throughout the day
White wine with lunch and dinner.

HunterofStars · 22/01/2018 23:31

Breakfast would be a sausage, egg and cheese muffin with a latte.
Mid Morning would be a cup of tea and several biscuits
Lunch would definitely be a cheddar ploughman's and a cherry coke
Mid Afternoon would be another cup of tea and a slice of black forest gateaux
Dinner would be spaghetti carbonara with cheesy garlic bread and non alcoholic red wine. Vanilla ice cream for dessert. Then a latte
Before bed I would have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipped cream and a Cadbury's flake and a pain au chocolat.

Tensecondrule · 22/01/2018 23:32

On waking...half a packet of chocolate digestives with a cup of tea
Breakfast...thick crusty bread toast dripping in real butter
Elevenses...big slice of carrot cake, more tea
Lunch....cheese and onion panini, maybe a cider
Afternoon...big bag of marshmallows with some melted chocolate for dipping
Dinner...roast lamb dinner, apple and rhubarb crumble with ice cream
Evening snack...maltesers

numbereightyone · 22/01/2018 23:32

Bacon and sausage on a floury barmcake. Sweet tea.

Bag of sour cream crisps and a twix for a snack.

Potted shrimps on toast for lunch.
More chocolate.

Indian for evening meal. Loads of lamb tikka, chicken tandoori, poppadoms.
Chocolate or cake, or both.

Late evening.snack would be toast with loads of butter. Hot chocolate.

IAmSamSamlAm · 22/01/2018 23:33

B: black pudding sandwich with fresh bread, thick salted butter and ketchup. Freshly squeezed OJ with pulp. And a pain au chocolat.

S: tea and a starbar

L: rotisserie chicken with more fresh bread and salted butter. And salt and vinegar McCoy's. Appletizer.

S: tea and homemade Victoria sponge

D: really decent roast beef, goose fat roast potatoes, cauliflower cheese, cabbage and bacon, honey roast carrots, Brussels, Yorkshire's and homemade thick gravy. With Apple or cranberry sauce horseradish is Work of the devil

S: a big packet of haribo and a box of chocolates - Lindt maybe. And all the wine.

😩😩😩 for low carb. God it works but I want all the bread.

numbereightyone · 22/01/2018 23:35

Oh, and I have just discovered the most delicious cheese I have ever tasted, Snowdonia black bomber, so I would pick at that all day too.

IAmSamSamlAm · 22/01/2018 23:36

Oh oh oh. I want to squeeze in some proper chippy chips with real vinegar and pic n mix from the shop that somehow charges you £10+ a bag when it's weighed Blush

zukiecat · 22/01/2018 23:46

Breakfast- Some mornings a croissant with ham, others Full Scottish Breakfast

Lunch- Steak Pie with roasted carrots and chips or Roast Beef

Yes - Sweet and Sour Chicken Hong Kong Style with Boiled Rice

To vary the menu I'd have McDonalds Chicken Selects or Quarter Pounder (Minus cheese) or go to Cosmo or some days have great big juicy steaks with Onion Rings and Chips

Snacks would be peanuts, Ripples, Doughnuts, Cheddar Biscuits,

All washed down with full sugar coke and Irn Bru

hmmwhatatodo · 22/01/2018 23:52

I’d treat myself to a tin of condensed milk once a week.

OtterInDisgrace · 23/01/2018 04:45

Oh, I would so love to go Full Elvis.

I could list so many things, but for one menu:

Full English but with veg sausages and no black pudding. So, bacon, two fried eggs, veg sausages, mushrooms and tinned toms with either two toast or two crumpets.

Lunch: rib eye steak with chips, peas and mushrooms and a glass or three of Malbec

Dinner: spaghetti arrabbiata with fresh basil garnish and a cotes du rhone.

I don’t really care that much about desserts but if pressed some kind of lemon cake

treaclesoda · 23/01/2018 05:11

Breakfast: Loads of buttery toast and marmalade

Lunch : Loads more buttery toast, with a selection of toppings. Bag of cheese and onion crisps.

Afternoon : coffee and cake

Dinner: Curry and naan bread. The sort of curry you get from the takeaway that has loads of yoghurt and cream and almonds in it and about a million calories.

Couple of glasses of wine afterwards.

Hippadippadation · 23/01/2018 06:32

I don't even know about breakfast, I love it all - peanut butter on toast, smoked salmon & cream cheese bagels, english breakfast, pastries, churros, hot chocolate, pain au chocolat, croissants, crumpets dripping in butter, you name it!

Lunch - massive salad full of cheese, croutons, deli meat, avocados etc
Ice cream for pudding

Chocolate & dry roasted peanuts for snacks

Dinner - mexican feast - nachos to start, followed by chimichurri burritos

I'd have to have sticky toffee pudding at some point as well as Eton Mess.

Baileys hot chocolate before bed

Eminybob · 23/01/2018 06:51

Breakfast - full American - pancakes, bacon sausage, egg with maple syrup

Snack - Doritos with homous, guac, and salsa dips

Lunch - club sandwich, sweet potato fries

Snack - carrot cake or millionaires shortbread with a frappe latte

Dinner - Thai meal - hot and sour soup,mixed starter, green chicken curry, jasmine rice, chilli beef salad, followed by creme brûlée and a cheese board with lots of different cheeses, fancy crackers and chutney.

Supper - marmite on toast with lots of real butter

Lots of red wine, and cups of tea for drinks.

Hippadippadation · 23/01/2018 07:00

Forgot to put a Venti Starbucks Mocha in there!

randomuntrainedcuntowner · 23/01/2018 12:03

Breakfast - Thick white toast with lashings of butter and marmite or thickly spread crunchy peanut butter

Mid morning - chocolate cake with coffee

Lunch - Cheddar cheese baguette with loads of crisps and Diet Coke followed by a Cadbury's boost and a cup of tea

Dinner - chips and cheese from the chippy with ketchup and mayo washed down with a bottle of Pinot Grigio

That is pretty much my hangover diet. 😳

knowwhereyourheadis · 23/01/2018 12:14

Oooh,

Breakfast : Sausages from the farm shop, bacon, fried eggs.

Lunch : Crispy battered cod & chips, mushy peas and thick sliced bread & butter.

Evening : Crispy chilli beef and fried rice with prawn crakcers
or a nice creamy chicken curry (butter chicken, korma or similar) with onion bhaji, peshwari naan.

Loads of cheese and biscuits to snack on.

My dream day is fat, fat, fat!

knowwhereyourheadis · 23/01/2018 12:16

with cheese on toast and no salt kettle chips if I'm still hungry!

brieislife · 23/01/2018 13:03

Breakfast: US style biscuits & gravy with bacon
Mid-morning snack: Chocolate
Lunch: Doughy white rolls with lots of real butter, thick ham and mayonnaise.
Mid afternoon snack: Devilled eggs
Tea: Toad in the Hole with onion gravy followed by Queen's Pudding
Supper: Brie and crackers & a large glass of mint chocolate vodka

BestZebbie · 23/01/2018 13:05

I'd eat what I currently do, but then also a box or two of after eights every day (or other fondant chocolates)

lookingforthecorkscrew · 23/01/2018 13:09

I have to think back to pre pregnancy because right now I’d want all sorts of random stuff...

Breakfast: French toast with bacon and syrup, exactly like I had for breakfast on honeymoon in New York
Snack: Gail’s Valrhona brownie finger
Lunch: 2 Gail’s smoked salmon and avocado poppyseed rolls. Banana and peanut butter milkshake.
Snack: Mr Pretzels cinnamon pretzel
Dinner: Wahaca smokey sweet potatoes, pork pibil tacos, cheese quesadilla, guacamole and pork scratchings and frijoles all washed down with a mojito. Churros for pudding.

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