If you could eat what you want with no consequences

[mrsharrison]

There would be no impact on your health, weight or teeth. What would your menu for an average day be like? Me:

Breakfast: an egg and bacon sandwich
Mid morning: egg mayo sandwich
Lunch: chilli nachos with guacamole and sour cream
Afternoon: a selection of cakes
Dinner: indian takeaway and baked cheesecake with champagne
Bedtime: hot chocolate with marshmallows and digestive biscuits.

I think i might allow myself an occasional day to eat like this -and add in some walnut whips.

Monday
Avocado and crispy bacon on thick buttered toast
Chicken and mushroom pie and mushy peas
Full afternoon tea with cakes
Chicken Kiev and chips
Pavlova

Tuesday
Maple syrup pancakes with bacon
Cornish pasty
Pasta carbonara with double cream
Cheesecake

Wednesday
Crispy bacon sandwich
Fish finger sandwich
Indian takeaway
Banoffi pie

I’m too full to write anymore......

Breakfast: Sourdough, scrambled eggs, salmon, cheese. A bucket of full fat latte.

Snack: a whole sampler tray from Hotel Chocolat and an espresso martini

Lunch: huge plate of pasta bake with cheese, chicken, ham and leek. And garlic bread. And then some coffee ice cream. And a massive cherry coke. A real one - a coke with cherry syrup.

Mid afternoon snack - lots of sweet chai tea with milk and a family bag of Haribos.

Dinner: a antipasti plate with cured meat, cheese, breads, olives, hummus, dips, butter with salt on top.... Followed by lots and lots of gin and tonic.

Then pancakes with Nutella for supper.

Refuse hope you're ok.

Oh someone mentioned tiger bread and salty butter. I could dive headfirst into that.....

Just realised it was meant to be a normal day. That would, perhaps, not be a normal day for me.

Or taramasalata and fresh baguette....

Ok I need to stop now. This is doing me no good!

Breakfast: DH's Scottish Granny's cooked breakfast. Sliced sausage... mmmmmmm

Dinner: Five Guys bacon cheeseburger. With chips and cheese and a thick chocolate shake.

Tea: Chicken cacciatore from my favourite Italian. Black Forest gateaux and a glass of coke.

Breakfast: prob similar to what I have now, tbh, porridge and fruit, oh well perhaps with an almond croissant on top ...

Lunch: seafood platter or similar, a lovely salad including plenty of avocado, white wine

Dinner: several different curries with all the trimmings, rose lassi, beer, some sort of pavlova or summer pudding or raspberry charlotte russe for dessert with double cream. Or just raspberries and double cream!

Snacks snacks snacks - crisps, popcorn, chocolate, gummy sweets, loads of berries, cherries and black seedless grapes.

Waitaminute but: why???

Refuse

Weirdly and genuinely if I had the money, I’d have a chef rustle me up something eggy for breakfast and then little tasty yummy side plate sized salads. You know with all the bits we can’t afford to have in stock all the time. I LOVE a fancy fiddly salad

Bacon and egg mcmuffin

Loads of crisps

Sausage and onion baguette with curly fries and rhubarb crumble for pudding

Tesco finest Valencia orange ice lollies

Takeaway rogan josh with rice, naan bread and poppadoms

Lemon drizzle cake and more ice lollies

Breakfast, big bar of dairy milk, fry up
Lunch, wetherspoons southern fried chicken wrap with chips, Apple crumble with custard
Dinner, sweet and sour chicken balls with egg fried rice, chocolate cake
Snacks, chicken drumsticks from the hot counter, milky bar, chocolate buttons, carrot cake

Brekkie - full english with soft fried eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, pudding, well done bacon, beans, toast and lots of butter

Lunch - chicken goujons, chips and salad

Dinner - freshly made lasagne with full fat cream and cheese sauce, wedges and salady stuff or Dominos pizza and garlic sauce mmmmmmmmmm

And maybe a Burger King whopper as a snack if I could manage it

What a great thread

Breakfast - bacon sandwich on fresh cut white break or poached eggs on fresh cut wholemeal bread with grilled tomatoes

Mid morning snack Twix and a cup of tea

Lunch - Welsh rarebit with salad

Afternoon snack - slice of homemade (not by me) Victoria Sponge or coffee walnut cake

Dinner fillet steak with triple cooked chips and peppercorn sauce and a few veg with glass of red wine followed by a light chocolate mousse

Evening snack cheese and crackers (especially butter puffs) with pickles, olives and chilli jam

B Sourdough toast , salty proper butter and thick homey
L Cheese on toast with Branson pickle
D Roast Pork , dauphinois potatoes and courgettes , apple sauce
A nice bottle of Sauvignon Blanc And a bar of Cadbury Fruit n nut

Full english
Crossaints
Nando's chicken wrap
Halloumi
Peri chips
Bacon sandwich
Biscuits
Crisps
Ben and Jerry's

Breakfast; bannoffee pie, fresh whipped cream and ice cream wafers
Lunch: enchiladas, rice, nachos and refried beans
Dinner: cheese pasta bake with garlic mushrooms and dough balls

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Breakfast:- poached eggs on doorstep crusty buttered with hash browns and a giant cup of Yorkshire Gold tea

Snack:- melon and mango fingers from M&S. Fizzy water.

Lunch:- Most of Yo! Sushi. Fizzy water. Eton Mess with Mascarpone.

Afternoon Snack:- custard doughnut(s) and more Yorkshire Gold tea

Aperitif:- Large Tanquerey with tonic and lime

Tea:- Tandoori king prawns, chilli naan, Gurkha paneer and chana saag. Couple of pints of Cobra. Curly Wurly.

And it all came in at under 500 calories

Breakfast - juice, fruit & yogurt, bacon & egg sandwich, Yorkshire tea.

Lunch - sandwiches with crisps & fruit. 2 pints of beer.

Mid - afternoon - good coffee & chocolate cake.

Evening - Spanish ham, olives, almonds, Fino sherry.
Slow-roasted lamb with roasted veg, Rioja réserva.
Cheeseboard, Port

Late - Laphroiag or Ardbeg whisky.

Breakfast - poached eggs, crispy bacon, toast. Several lattes.
Mid morning - biscuits. Several lattes.
Lunch - burger & fries. Pepsi max
Afternoon snack - chicken satay with peanut dip
Tea - Salmon and mash or PIE
Supper- all the toast

Coffee and two slices of buttery toast
Apple and a bag of crisps
Cheese ploughmans
Berries and crackers
A chocolate bar
Curry/chilli similar with poppadoms or nachos
Glass of wine or beer

The main benefit for me would be to have as much variety as possible. The main Problemd for me with healthy eating/dieting is the restriction of foods not so much quantity. Although quantity is good too.

So some days full English breakfast and some continental breakfast and some just a bacon bap etc! Followed by pastries, cakes, biscuits.....

Just bread, butter, cheese, wine, chips on rotation basically. Then cake and custard for pudding.