If you could eat what you want with no consequences

[mrsharrison]

There would be no impact on your health, weight or teeth. What would your menu for an average day be like? Me:

Breakfast: an egg and bacon sandwich
Mid morning: egg mayo sandwich
Lunch: chilli nachos with guacamole and sour cream
Afternoon: a selection of cakes
Dinner: indian takeaway and baked cheesecake with champagne
Bedtime: hot chocolate with marshmallows and digestive biscuits.

Ooooh on a VLC diet at the mo and this is making me salivate. 🤤

Breakfast: porridge with butter and syrup
Lunch: pulled pork sandwich on thick white crusty bread followed by a slice of coffee and walnut cake, with a thick ice cream based chocolate milkshake on the side
Dinner: moussaka with a bottle of red, followed by some panna cotta
TV watching snacks: hotel chocolate stuff and a tube of BBQ pringles

Alas having too many of these faves over the last year have led to above diet 😳

Bread
Butter
Cheese
Pie

Sourdough toast and butter and marmite. Juice. Coffee with sugar x 2 for breakfast.

Coffee and cheddars biscuits or tuc cheese sandwich biscuits at 11 am.

Buffet style salady lunch, olives, cheese, cold meat, salads with dressings, hot bread, glass of wine, quiche, rice, coleslaw, pork pies etc.

Gin and tonic and peanuts and crisps at 6pm.

Home cooked (by someone else) dinner with half a bottle of wine or couple of beers at 8pm. Always featuring carbs of some sort.

Sweets - toffees, daim sweets, fruitella chews, pick n mix etc as wanted throughout the day.

Hot chocolate at bed time.

For me it would unlimited packs of crisps for every meal!

Breakfast Hummus, olive oil, crusty bread.
Lunch Hummus olive oil crusty bread and really smelly cheese
Dinner Curry, Rice and Mango Chutney or Hummus olive oil and crusty bread

I do pretty much eat what I want without consequence as I do a lot of running so burn off any excess calories.

However...my dream foods would consist of lots and lots of leafy salad, cauliflower/broccoli cheese, sag aloo and other yummy indian dishes made with spinach.

I have Crohn's and can't eat a lot of the nice green veggies that were my favourites so I (honestly) do dream about tucking in to a huge salad (I love Caesar salad and that nice one Pizza Express do with goat's cheese and chicken). I treat myself occasionally but suffer terribly for about a week after with pain, bloating and other unwanted side effects

Breakfast would be in a hotel and would be very leisurely: fresh fruit salad; small bowl of Frosties; granola with Greek yogurt, honey, raspberries and strawberries; hash browns, fried egg, mushrooms, tomato, veggie sausage, toasted sourdough; fresh bread roll with cream cheese & cucumber; orange, cranberry &pink grapefruit juice; lots of tea.

Lunch: Dominos vegaroma pizza with chillies, garlic bread, wedges

Dinner: Veggie tapas in a lovely restaurant, washed down with white wine and gin Mare. Pudding- raspberry Pavlova

Breakfast - warm croissants with set honey and proper salted butter, smoked salmon, cured meats and brie.

Lunch - warm baguette with crispy bacon and melty brie

Dinner - start with garlic butter prawns and warm petit pain, then steak with scallops and dauphinoise potato, then apple crumble with a crunchy buttery crumble top.

Snacks would be lots of fruit, mainly exotic, all prepared for me, fried halloumi and fresh avocado slices, salted mccoys and salted peanuts.

Full sugar Coca-Cola to drink with everything, very cold, slices of orange not lemon.

At the height of my gluttony i ate a large tub if ben n jerrys in one go, very quickly. I got brain freeze badly. I was at work. It was an open office and people kept coming over and asking if i was ok. I was holding my head and groaning in agony. Oh the shame.

Breakfast:
eggs benedict; freshly squeezed orange juice, earl grey tea, white thick toast with butter & strawberry jam

Lunch
Giant prawns & guacamole
Family sized strawberry trifle (all of it!)

Dinner
Lobster thermidor
Chocolate brownie sundae, with cookie dough ice cream & whipped cream

Ooh

BF : proper almond croissants OR toast with thick bread and real butter

LUNCH: Brie salad baguette with prawn cocktail crisps and peanut M&Ms

DINNER : baked Camembert with crusty bread, pizza supper or feta cheese massively salad . Really creamy cheesecake for pudding.

I'd snack on nuts and chocolate chips or rice crackers or penny mix ups

Breakfast: loads of white bread toast, orange juice, tea, hot chocolate.
Lunch: baguette, cheese, butter, crisps, cake.
Dinner: cheesy chips, chips, pie, crisps, so many quorn nuggets.

Breakfast: homemade pancakes with lemon and sugar or a full English
Lunch: poppy seed bagel with salmon, cream cheese, lemon juice and black pepper
Dinner: roast beef, roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, veg, gravy and mustard

Snacks/puddings: cheesecake, apple crumble, chocolate eclairs, brie and grapes, nuts and fruit like pineapple and melon (but as a pp said, prepared by someone else!)

Love your bacon and egg breakfast sandwhich. I would have it on toasted bread, so the bread wouldn't get soggy

Egg sandwhich mid morning too. Or smoked salmon with cream cheese on thick tiger bread.

About 4 times a week for dinner, a takeaway. Chinese, kebab, Indian. The odd pizza. I'd alternate obviously. Other days a big roast or macaroni cheese.

As much beer as I could handle.

Bloomed basically summed me up

I'm not a big fan of puddings, but my mains ones would probably be cheese cake and creme brûlée.

(Menu 2)

Breakfast:- kippers with scrambled eggs and doorstep white buttered toast. Yorkshire Gold tea

Lunch:- prawns and scallops in garlic with ciabatta, mussels in a creamy garlic and white wine sauce, skinny fries. Fizzy water.

Tea:- tuna steak in garlic and balsamic glaze, Jacket potato with melted Stilton, rocket and watercress salad. Large glass of Merlot.

This is the WORST thread for somebody back on the SW bandwagon today.

Breakfast - a huge stack of pancakes with bacon, sausage and lotsssss of syrup
Snack - Tesco chocolate muffins (seriously they're delicious)
Lunch - a hotdog from the hotdog man near my work. They smell amazing every time I walk past. Lots of onion and ketchup.
Snack - some tortilla chips and dips
Dinner - dominos pizza with spicy wings, wedges and garlic bread AND the warm cookies
Supper - cheese and crackers

Wow I'm sweating now.

Gluten free so mine would have a theme!
Breakfast of avocado and
Poached egg on a massive thick slice of sourdough toast

Snack Krispy Kreme donut

Lunch slice(s) of crispy pizza and a glass of something fizzy followed by chocolate ice cream

Afternoon snack of crisps
G and t on arrival Home
Dinner sea bass, dauphinois potatoes and veg followed by cake served with a bottle of Rioja
Toast for supper with a baileys

Breakfast: Greek yoghurt with fresh mango and berry muesli. Large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Large cup of Earl grey. Then a milky coffee (the no.consequence hopefully means no need to pee in the subsequent dog walk, right?!

Lunch: Noodle soup with vegetables, loads of mushrooms, tofu and chillies, fresh coriander, lime. Side of chicken gyozas.

Dinner: fillet steak with peppercorn sauce, baked potato with butter and salt, green beans and a crisp tart salad. Glass of red.

Lots of tea and coffee during the day

2x sausage and egg McMuffins and a huuuge cup of tea.
4x curly wurlies as they're half the size they were!
Schools cheese flan, chips and beans, chocolate cake and custard
Roast chestnuts
Hilton hotel Hyde Park's Beef wellington with green beans and new potatoes
arctic roll with toffee syrup and custard common as muck

@cuppateatime2 I think we could have a dinner party with @OwlinaTree

I will need a butler to make these for me:
Breakfast: sausage and egg sandwich
Snack: Lindt chocolate
Lunch: creamy pasta with chicken
Snack: 4 x snickers bars
Tea: cottage pie
Supper: box of malteasers

All washed down with lashings of Ribena and tea

Breakfast - pancake or waffles with buckets of maple syrup. Or a lovely fruity granola with full fat milk.

Lunch - pie, mash and liquor and a big cup of tea to wash it down.

Dinner - lasagne from my local Italian restaurant with chips. They do the most amazing chips.
Alternative would be a goats cheese calzone or a mixed shawarma wrap (with chips obviously).

Drinks throughout the day - black currant Capri suns, Grape soda, fruit punch and lots of disaronno or baileys.

Snacks - vats of prawn cocktail crisps, ready salted Pringles, cannoli and pick and mix

I would eat everything and anything. Just massively eat all the time if there were no consequences. I love all food.