To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Getting up early to put his towel down on a sunbed round the pool.

^Doing it on consecutive days

Pouring his 11am sherry, then popping on his wide brimmed sunhat before getting comfortable in his deck chair in the back garden.

Pouring his 11am sherry, then popping on his wide brimmed sunhat before getting comfortable in his deck chair in the back garden.

No idea why that posted twice. Perhaps he fancied another glass.

On consecutive days again

It's happening all over various threads....multiple posts...maybe he's read this thread and has begun his revenge incantation!

Complaining in a restaurant that his steak is over cooked and Pinot noir is corked then realised he has no palate

Having to go to A&E with an avocado related hand injury.

Checking the baby’s bath water with his elbow

Trying to look interested while his 8yo neice goes on about jojo bows for 20 minutes

Doing jazz hands at the end of a tap routine

Stood at the urinal at the Leaky Cauldron next to Hagrid, and trying not to see whether his willy is as big and hairy as the rest of him.

Going to ENT about his terrible sinus problems.

Doing a Jackson five dance routine with the death eaters.

Standing over the bbq with a chef hat on.

Trying to get a worming pill into the cat. The cat wins.

Playing bingo and wearing a fluffy bobble hat that looks like a tea cosy.

Opening his secret santa and finding sunglasses.

to see whether his willy is as big and hairy as the rest of him.

That's just not right. in fact it's wrong - horribly horribly wrong! This must break talk guidelines? someone tell me it breaks talk guidelines! On levels of gross grossness? it cannot be allowed to stand.

Baking a sponge cake and decorating it with buttercream and premade rice paper daisies. Then taking selfie with it to post on the Baldy Bakers WhatsApp chat.

Holding his bowl full of Meringue over his head to check that its ready for his final course on Dinner Date that evening

Talking photos on front of the posters in travel agents windows with a big smile, holding a beach ball, to use to persuade someone he's been to Tenerife on holiday.

Doing the YMCA at his uncle's 60th birthday party in the pub function room.

Loading up the selfies on insta with his pals nagini and bellatrix #outout

He’s using his wand as a magical selfie stick for his night out pics. The spell for that is called ‘geekus tourista’

Lighting a scented candle in the bathroom after a particularly long session on the loo.

Filling in his tax return

Having movie night with some of the other Death Eaters, all slobbing out on a huge sofa with assorted nibbles and drinks - someone puts on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and everyone saying 'ooh look, there's you, there's you' when he regenerates

Walking around Primark trying not to look bothered by all the Harry Potter merchandise. He'd only gone in for some new socks and a onesie...

Trying to find the appropriate lead for his portable DVD charger in Sainsbury's, so he can watch Deathly Hallows part 2 again and cry into his caramel latte.

Eating cheesecake and getting some where his nose should be.

Making packed lunches.