To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Snagging his robes on the door handle and being yanked back into the kitchen.

Being totally owned by JK Rowling on Twitter and then having a massive sulk and chopping the veg for tonight's dinner in a vindictive manner.

Being woken at midnight by "Daaaaaaaaaddeeeeeeeeee? I can't sleeeeeeeeep!"

emsmum79 at thought of The Dark Lord in a onesie....!

Being the subject of a makeover by his 8 year old niece and her friends at her birthday party.

Been a children's entertainer

@MinesaPinot, they had an awfully nice Minions onesie last year.

emsmum Even better - Voldemort in a Minions onesie.....!!!!!!

By the by, can't remember who said it earlier up the thread, but I read the comment about him doing the conga with the Death Eaters at a wedding whilst on the train this morning. Trying not to laugh out loud on a busy commuter train is very difficult I have discovered....

Accidentally stepping on a rogue piece of Lego the hopping around the living room

Reviewing a Hairy Bikers recipe online, still dressed in his lime green Herdy pinny and sipping on a sizeable glass of cooking sherry.

Wind the bloody bobbin up, its more painful torture than the cruciatus curse

Voldemort trying to pick up dog poo while the dog pulls on the lead desperate to get to the next sniff.

Running upstairs using his hands as well as his feet.

Driving along singing (badly) to Queen's A Kind of Magic and then shrieking because a wasp has come in through the window.

Playing Hungry Hippos.

Has anyone seen the 'deathstar canteen' thing on YouTube? It's Eddie Izzard doing Darth Vader getting pissed off with the staff canteen, hilarious. And my Voldemort thing is 'getting kids out the door on a school.morning, standing with bags in hand shouting 'teeth!, socks!' up the stairs.'

Presenting an infomercial for a spiraliser.

Working at the post delivery office where you go to collect the parcels and grumpily asking for ID.

Sighing, as he puts the chicken nuggets and potato smilies in the oven for the kids, as it's just been one of those days...

Trying to wriggle into his speedos under a towel at the beach while all the other Death Eaters just get changed and run off frolicking.

Watching DIY SOS and shouting and pointing his wand at Nick Knowles all the way through then crying at the reveal.

Waving his lighter in the air during ‘I write the songs’ at a Barry Manilow concert.

This has been my favourite thread ever....

Love this thread! But every time I try to think of something to add, I see Death from Bill and Ted playing board games/twister, "3 out of 5?"

Voldemort sat on the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland Paris and trying not to curse any of the dolls.

Wearing sequinned Mickey ears and a scowl.

Trying to eat his breakfast at Disneyland Paris, with Cinderella hassling him for a photo

Dressed in shorts and a t-shirt, holding a beer by the neck and flipping burgers at the Annual Death Eaters Family BBQ whilst infant Death Eater tugs at his shorts "Uncle Voldemort, please may I have some more ketchup on mine......"

Wondering how many syns a tuna sandwich is worth.