To think you probably can't get pregnant this way

[GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz]

Hi all, very long time lurker, first time poster because something is really playing on my mind.

Normally very very careful with contraception, but I'm worried because of what happened a week ago.

Me and DP were messing around and the long and short of it is he "pleasured me digitally" (snort) with "spermy fingers". God sorry for the TMI.

I checked the app i use to track my period and that was apparently in my fertile window.

Can you put my mind at rest - its unlikely for that to cause pregnancy, right? But how unlikely? Like super unlikely or just unlikely?

Now get your contraception bullet proof!

To periods 😂 I'm genuinely relieved that your periods are here. No more dodgy spermy fingering. Enjoy your large drink.

That feeling when you are glad you have your period .
Please, as a pp said, make your contraception bullet proof now. Those sperm are determined little buggers.

Glad you got the result you wanted. Now remember for next time - always use a condom on spermy fingers!