To think you probably can't get pregnant this way

[GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz]

Hi all, very long time lurker, first time poster because something is really playing on my mind.

Normally very very careful with contraception, but I'm worried because of what happened a week ago.

Me and DP were messing around and the long and short of it is he "pleasured me digitally" (snort) with "spermy fingers". God sorry for the TMI.

I checked the app i use to track my period and that was apparently in my fertile window.

Can you put my mind at rest - its unlikely for that to cause pregnancy, right? But how unlikely? Like super unlikely or just unlikely?

@AmazingGrace16

Thank you for posting that, although I must say I still see nothing...

Having some very light cramps now so maybe I'll come on over night.

If not I will and get a pink dye one. Although why is everyone saying they are better, how does it work?

Freaking me out a bit that I have zero boob tenderness which is normally my number one symptom. My nipples are really sore but not the actual boobs.

when I was pregnant the only symptom I had was sore nipples

I’ve inverted the photo for you - no other line at all. Completely negative OP.

If it makes you feel any better my periods are regular as clockwork - 28 days bang on. Last May I was a week late for no reason at all. Stress levels went through the roof I tell you!

Thank you @Tink2007 😊

Sorry Glitter, I've checked again, on my PC and on my phone. I'm going to retract on the basis that the PC inversion doesn't show the line. But I can still see a faint one when I fiddle with my phone and I won't be at all surprised if you come back later this week and say you've got a positive.

Any more updates op?

@AmazingGrace16

No period.

No pharmacies open near me today so I will have to wait until tomorrow to get another test.

I track my period and the latest it has ever been even in periods of intense stress etc has been 2 days. In other words if it doesn't come today then i will be 3 days late which is unprecedented for me.

But as another poster said earlier, it can happen. I guess the body is a strange thing!

The more you worry about it the later your period will be. They are sneaky bastards like that. Have you got a supermarket near by? They'll have tests unless of course you're avoiding taking another test today

Bodies are so strange!
I hope you get the result you want:)

Worrying can make it late

Just marking my place for next test update!

Blimey I'm keeping this thread to show teen dd the perils of spermy fingers.

Shamelessly marking to find out if the next baby Jesus is on his/her way!

KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON

Period arrived!!!! And yes it's a proper gushing stream not an ambiguous spotting job, there's chunk of womb in it and all.

Fuck yes!!!!

Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to help me out and the people who turned their eagle eyes to my photos. I'm assuming if you made out a hint if a shadow on the tests it makes sense that there would need to be somewhere on the screen for the "positive" dye to go to so that must be what you saw.

I was really worried there for a minute. This certainly helped me clarify my thoughts on having a baby etc which was interesting. And i have definitely never observed or learnt as much about my body before so Im glad to have had this experience. I feel much much wiser.

To periods!

Woohoo!
So glad you got the result you wanted :)

@AmazingGrace16
Thanks for your help grace 😊

Super relived for you!

I am so very glad for you and I am very glad that my mobile screen was wrong, and my PC screen was right. May you enjoy your period for the first time in your life

*relieved

Chunks of womb in it
I love you OP! Glad you got the result you wanted

Very happy for you. I absolutely knew you weren't pregnant (easy to say that now though )

Phew

Yay! Happy you are happy!!
Was a bit worried by the sore nipples!!!

Phew! Enjoy a very large