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To think you probably can't get pregnant this way

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GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 09/01/2018 18:25

Hi all, very long time lurker, first time poster because something is really playing on my mind.

Normally very very careful with contraception, but I'm worried because of what happened a week ago.

Me and DP were messing around and the long and short of it is he "pleasured me digitally" (snort) with "spermy fingers". God sorry for the TMI.

I checked the app i use to track my period and that was apparently in my fertile window.

Can you put my mind at rest - its unlikely for that to cause pregnancy, right? But how unlikely? Like super unlikely or just unlikely?

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MrsWineasaurus · 20/01/2018 11:38

I couldn't see a line but maybe try a pink dye test in a couple of days if no sign of AF. X

pandarific · 20/01/2018 11:48

Yup, I know the feeling. I've got PCOS so irregular periods alllll the time, very annoying.

TMI, but SOMEtimes a vigorous pleasuring can kind of, er, hasten it along.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 20/01/2018 11:49

I saw this thread when it first started but never ended up commenting.

I see no

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 20/01/2018 11:50

*no line whatsoever.

Mustang27 · 20/01/2018 11:56

pandarific lol'd at a vigorous pleasuring!!! That's what got op in this predicament...oh and tequila lol

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 20/01/2018 12:05

@Mustang27
@pandarific

Bahahahaha weirdly it does hurry things along doesnt it?!

Well I got a vigorous (albeit sloppy and clumsy as a result of the tequila) pleasuring last night.

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sourpatchkid · 20/01/2018 12:12

I genuinely don't think you are pregnant (I'm sure you've been a day or so late before and just not noticed?) but it's really normal to feel like your period is coming while pregnant

WillowySnicket · 20/01/2018 12:54

I don't see a line, and I'm really looking hard.

As pandarific says though, "vigorous pleasuring" often does the trick. More spermy fingers?

DwangelaForever · 20/01/2018 14:32

Omg op I can't believe you are still in Limbo! Wait til Monday and test first thing with a first response!

With my pregnancy the whole 6th and 7th week felt like my period was about to come!

GeorgeTheHamster · 20/01/2018 14:33

Sloppy???

Have you learnt nothing?! 😄

lougle · 20/01/2018 14:38

I genuinely think I can see a faint line. The photo you took isn't actually very well focused when it's examined closely, but when it's corrected for colour (not inverted) the line is visible. When it's inverted, the line is quite visible.

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 20/01/2018 14:56

@lougle

What do you mean "corrected for colour"?

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GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 20/01/2018 14:57

@lougle
If you've already edited it I wouldnt mind seeing a pic.....!

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AnnieAnoniMouse · 20/01/2018 14:59
Snowysky20009 · 20/01/2018 15:02

Come on lougle we are waiting......

AmazingGrace16 · 20/01/2018 15:49

I played around with the colours just to sharpen it up.

To think you probably can't get pregnant this way
AmazingGrace16 · 20/01/2018 15:53

No idea if that posted properly as I'm on the app. Here it is again.

To think you probably can't get pregnant this way
AuntFidgetWonkhamStrongNajork · 20/01/2018 15:54

**
sloppy pleasuring

Your bf really is the gift that keeps giving Grin

DevilTree · 20/01/2018 16:23

I knew within days the first time I was pregnant (pretty much when I conceived, in fact, so I was attuned to the feeling of something being different). I tested at 10 days after conception (very very faint line) and at 14 days (positive).

Second time I was pregnant (total surprise, and not a happy one), I knew within a week or so. Just felt different.

WillowySnicket · 20/01/2018 18:45

I SEE IT ON AMAZINGRACE's!!

WillowySnicket · 20/01/2018 18:45

And lolllllll to sloppy vigorous pleasuring.

Karigan1 · 20/01/2018 18:51

Still don’t see a line. Do a early first response.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 20/01/2018 19:00

Still can’t see anything.

Bobbiepin · 20/01/2018 19:04

I don't see anything, still worth taking an early response in a day or two if you need the reassurance. All else fails, ask for a blood test then there's no maybe about it.

BrawneLamia · 20/01/2018 19:08

I can't see a line. However I never got a positive test until after my period was due.

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