To think you probably can't get pregnant this way

[GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz]

Hi all, very long time lurker, first time poster because something is really playing on my mind.

Normally very very careful with contraception, but I'm worried because of what happened a week ago.

Me and DP were messing around and the long and short of it is he "pleasured me digitally" (snort) with "spermy fingers". God sorry for the TMI.

I checked the app i use to track my period and that was apparently in my fertile window.

Can you put my mind at rest - its unlikely for that to cause pregnancy, right? But how unlikely? Like super unlikely or just unlikely?

Clear blues aren't the most accurate before your period is due! I would either wait for period and take the second or take a pink frer test x

So exciting

You we can't wait until Friday! Test tomorrow with FMU!

Any news?

Are you testing tomorrow?

Whilst it is unlikely that you are pregnant this could still be a false negative as it could still be too early to test (esp if not using first wee of the day).

ALso just to say that I hope you get the outcome you want

Good luck! Hope it's the result you want

Test this morning with fresh (almost) virginal urine. Attaching pic, its a no!
Today is period day, and I can 100% guarantee it will come in the next few hours, can feel it!

Thanks for supporting me through this

Yay! Spermy globby fingers be gone!

👍

(that was supposed to be a thumbs up! 🤦)

Glad you got the outcome you wanted, but what an educational thread. I’m in my mid-40s and although I did fear stray sperm as a teen, I did think, as an adult, it was a load of bollocks and I shouldn’t have been so paranoid.

@JustDanceAddict

I completely agree. It was funny in parts but really educational, especially thanks to posts by....bananafish?

@bananafish81

See above!

Really glad you got the outcome you wanted Glitter

It's definitely been a learning experience for us all!

Fucked by the Fickle Finger of Fate . . . well, not this time!

As my father would have said: Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful. And if you can’t be careful, remember the date.

Pleased for you OP, it's nice when these threads have a happy ending. No more spermy fingers for you 😂

Good news.

Lesson learned op? (think EVERYONE learned things from this thread)

Indeed we did. All very bizarre!

Um, I do have a history of “line eyes” but I can see a faint shadow of a line there. Is it just me? Probably...

Depends on type of test some do line = no cross = yes don't they?

@ErskineMay

Oh come on!!!!

I thought I saw a feint line too!

Well my period hasn't come. Are you serious? I can't see a thing.