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To think you probably can't get pregnant this way

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GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 09/01/2018 18:25

Hi all, very long time lurker, first time poster because something is really playing on my mind.

Normally very very careful with contraception, but I'm worried because of what happened a week ago.

Me and DP were messing around and the long and short of it is he "pleasured me digitally" (snort) with "spermy fingers". God sorry for the TMI.

I checked the app i use to track my period and that was apparently in my fertile window.

Can you put my mind at rest - its unlikely for that to cause pregnancy, right? But how unlikely? Like super unlikely or just unlikely?

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PenguinCuddler300 · 17/01/2018 17:52

Clear blues aren't the most accurate before your period is due! I would either wait for period and take the second or take a pink frer test x

Bobbiepin · 17/01/2018 21:04

So exciting

SameWitches · 17/01/2018 21:39

You we can't wait until Friday! Test tomorrow with FMU!

TreeTreethatsmoi · 18/01/2018 13:44

Any news?

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 18/01/2018 16:30

Are you testing tomorrow?

Needmorechocolate · 18/01/2018 20:00

Whilst it is unlikely that you are pregnant this could still be a false negative as it could still be too early to test (esp if not using first wee of the day).

Needmorechocolate · 18/01/2018 20:00

ALso just to say that I hope you get the outcome you want

Ninabean17 · 18/01/2018 21:18

Good luck! Hope it's the result you want

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 19/01/2018 05:57

Test this morning with fresh (almost) virginal urine. Attaching pic, its a no!
Today is period day, and I can 100% guarantee it will come in the next few hours, can feel it!

Thanks for supporting me through this Grin

To think you probably can't get pregnant this way
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Shakey15000 · 19/01/2018 06:59

Yay! Spermy globby fingers be gone!

babymouse · 19/01/2018 07:37

👍

babymouse · 19/01/2018 07:38

(that was supposed to be a thumbs up! 🤦Confused)

JustDanceAddict · 19/01/2018 07:45

Glad you got the outcome you wanted, but what an educational thread. I’m in my mid-40s and although I did fear stray sperm as a teen, I did think, as an adult, it was a load of bollocks and I shouldn’t have been so paranoid.

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 19/01/2018 07:47

@JustDanceAddict

I completely agree. It was funny in parts but really educational, especially thanks to posts by....bananafish?

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GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 19/01/2018 07:48

@bananafish81

See above!

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CurlyRover · 19/01/2018 10:02

Really glad you got the outcome you wanted Glitter

It's definitely been a learning experience for us all!

Andrewofgg · 19/01/2018 10:02

Fucked by the Fickle Finger of Fate . . . well, not this time!

As my father would have said: Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful. And if you can’t be careful, remember the date.

Bobbiepin · 19/01/2018 10:43

Pleased for you OP, it's nice when these threads have a happy ending. No more spermy fingers for you 😂

Graphista · 19/01/2018 11:18

Good news.

Lesson learned op? Grin (think EVERYONE learned things from this thread)

TheGirlWithAllTheFeathers · 19/01/2018 12:52

Indeed we did. All very bizarre!

ErskineMay · 19/01/2018 12:56

Um, I do have a history of “line eyes” but I can see a faint shadow of a line there. Is it just me? Probably...

Graphista · 19/01/2018 13:01

Depends on type of test some do line = no cross = yes don't they?

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 19/01/2018 13:44

@ErskineMay

Oh come on!!!!

Grin
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minmooch · 19/01/2018 17:58

I thought I saw a feint line too!

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 19/01/2018 18:29

Well my period hasn't come. Are you serious? I can't see a thing.

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