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DP masturbating in my bed...aibu

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LittleMissUnreasonable · 27/12/2017 10:12

I had family over for Xmas at mine this year and stay over . Dp of 1 year joined us as he has had a difficult time recently with parents separating under very complicated circumstances. We woke up together about 8.30 and he said he hadn't slept well due to his family circumstances being on his mind. While I was comforting him, he got turned on. He was embarrassed and said to just ignore it as it was a body reaction.

I heard my family downstairs so said I was going to get u and play host and if he wanted a few minutes to rest or have to himself due to the rough night that was fine.

I went down and saw to my family, made coffee and decided to take DP a tea up to bed. When I went up to my room he was acting shifty and refused when I tried to pull back the covers for a hug. Turns out he was mastubating and watching a Pornographic video on his phone in my bed. We argued and I said he was being disrespectful lying there doing that in my bed while I'm running about after family. He was mortified and so sorry and said he was hoping it would make him feel better.

Was I being unreasonable to feel annoyed. Please note I don't have a problem with it at all, it's perfectly normal to master bate but there's times and places surely Confused

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SmileEachDay · 28/12/2017 20:11

Awesome. You are just goady. Phew.

MissCommunication · 28/12/2017 20:12

Oh my word some of the comments on here are priceless. I'm trying to be quiet while getting baby to sleep but I keep sniggering and snorting.

Rossigigi · 28/12/2017 20:20

I can't get over the 'I wouldn't like the porn' comments.

Well I (and friends, and SILs) must be weird because I like watching porn whether it's with dp or if I'm on my own and horny.

What is the big deal? I have conversations with female friends about porn sites. Which ones are good, which ones are bad. We'll even send each clips, normally with an 'OMG can't believe they are doing this comment' . We will also discuss what sex toys are good or not.

Masterbation and an erection in the morning is perfectly normal. I can't understand why he was made to feel bad about it.

QuackPorridgeBacon · 28/12/2017 20:41

Yeah, you are being unreasonable. Even the porn is ok in my book. I use it myself.

Elendon Did you know that having an orgasm can help with a headache? Not too far fetched to also say it helps with stress.

Erection.

BatShite · 28/12/2017 21:07

bendywendy

So you think every single (or married only?) man in the country watches porn?

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 28/12/2017 21:16

What's the problem OP? Xmas Confused

Angie169 · 28/12/2017 21:16

Woman says ' oh you have a erection , stay in bed and relax '
man hears ' you are randy but I am not interested, sort your self out '

YouCantArgueWithStupid · 28/12/2017 22:37

DH was once knocking one out whilst he thought I was asleep. I kept quiet as long as I could then shouted BOO! I've never laughed so hard in all my life. He thought it was funny too once he got over the shock Grin

juliesaway · 28/12/2017 22:43

People going on about how they wouldn’t change the sheets as it’s just bodily fluid - spunking and period blood on the sheets - that’s just foul !

GunnyHighway · 28/12/2017 22:44

youcantargue that's funny as fuck.

YouCantArgueWithStupid · 28/12/2017 22:50

@GunnyHighway I'm laughing about it again now Grin

clumsyduck · 28/12/2017 22:53

youcant 😂😂😂 that's hilarious

Moussemoose · 28/12/2017 23:28

Youcant but the real question is - did he spill and did you change the sheets?Grin

YouCantArgueWithStupid · 28/12/2017 23:37

@Moussemoose we DTD so technically he did Grin we're laying in bed now and I'm stifling a laugh. He asked what I was laughing about & I said "do you remember when..." he smiled and said "yeah...you've never caught me since have you Wink"

Stealth Wank is now in play in the YouCant household...

TBF I'm currently 7 months preggo and totally off sex so I might not shout BOO! This time Grin

Moussemoose · 28/12/2017 23:41

Stealth wank - a talent indeed.

My New Years Resolution is to become skilled in this area.

YouCantArgueWithStupid · 28/12/2017 23:42

@Moussemoose shall I ask DH for some tips? Grin Do we prefer Stealth Wank or Ninja Wank?

Moussemoose · 28/12/2017 23:49

Ninja wank is even better!

We could have ninja wank competitions.

YouCantArgueWithStupid · 28/12/2017 23:51

Maybe we could enroll OPs DP? Teach him the methods used by Ancient Wank Ninjas?

InSearchOfAPear · 28/12/2017 23:59

The poor bloke could go blind if he doesn't release that pressure! ☺️

Moussemoose · 29/12/2017 00:00

Yes young Grasshopper we will impart to you the ancient secrets of the ninja wank. The skills that will enable you to wank at will and not be noticed.

One day you may become a black belt ninja wanker and you will no longer make the basic under the duvet shuffle error.

InSearchOfAPear · 29/12/2017 00:02

Just wondered do you both have to change in separate rooms and turn the lights out before you get into bed?

SleepingStandingUp · 29/12/2017 00:16

Is OP coming back? In wondering of they shared a bed but aren't having sex as he apologized for getting turned on by her comforting him in which case walking on to wanking would be more troubling I guess.

Period blood - definitely needs a sheet change. Sex leakage - well what if you don't have time to change the sheets once or twice a day?? Not now we have a toddler, obviously...

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