to be shocked by these dresses on the red carpet?

[Iris65]

Am I getting old or are these dresses completely outrageous? I am staggered that women would wear this style of dress. Men don’t dress with their scrotums on show!

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Fucking hell if I wore that one sneeze and there would be flaps and clock springs poking out everywhere 😂

I look at this stuff and just think back to the timeless look of "old Hollywood" when you didn't necessarily have to show every inch of flesh to be glamorous.

Obviously would never in a million years would I wear a dress like this. Because they are dreadful dresses, and not flattering, and generally awful on so many levels.

But. I really like the first shot because she's got nice strong legs with real muscle and thigh that aren't super thin, like mine*, and I like that she chose to wear to show body off that even though her legs aren't super fashionable.

*mine aren't a million miles long though sadly. Mine look just like hers would if they were squished down on a photocopier by like 75%.

That picture of Liz Hurley - it looks like she has a bollock about to escape. Nice drawers though.

Male gaze. Patriarchy. Performing for the patriarchy. Cultural oppression of a repressed group, ie women. On this thread.. Internalised misogyny. Just saying.

What's next? Turning up to a do with nothing but a sequin on your clit?

Meh.

If the youf aren't baffling and shocking us olds with their skin-flashing are they even youfs?

They are so gross. Not elegant. Not classy. They are beyond inappropriate. Ewwwww.

So unlike the home life of own dear Queen

I feel better about my godawful dress making skills every time I look at those dresses. I can at least sew enough of the fabric together to stop things looking like they’re going to fall off any second..

They must be glued on somehow.

Ee-gad people! If the flasher dress wasn't bad enough, I can't imagine what it must be like having to unstick one of those panty liner jobs from your muff when it's been on there a few hours

So this is why vagacials are a thing

Leaving aside the obvious chill factor and difficulty with toilets, what is going on with the pink dresses neckline? It looks like it's cutting off her circulation it's so tight.

Bizarre.

Blardy hell, to me it’s a narcissist who wears clothes like this for attention “look at meeeeeeee”!! Me me me!!

I think it's much sexier to have some clothes on even if you have a banging body. Maybe that's just me, no I don't mean ME, oh ffs off to the modesty section to realign my morals or sth.