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to be shocked by these dresses on the red carpet?

191 replies

Iris65 · 01/12/2017 11:39

Am I getting old or are these dresses completely outrageous? I am staggered that women would wear this style of dress. Men don’t dress with their scrotums on show!

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MrLovebucket · 01/12/2017 12:11

Lady in Orange is Giulia Salemi (who?!)

Lady in Pink is Dayane Mello (again, who?!)

Bella Hadid and Chrissie Teigan have been pictured in similar outfits.

NoelCowardsDressingGown · 01/12/2017 12:11

They need to get to the "modest" section of M&S pronto, for hygiene reasons if nothing else Grin.

MrsJayy · 01/12/2017 12:12

What is there to explain morris it is saying demure at the top party down below which is grim imo

Bummybum · 01/12/2017 12:13

Also came on to tell you to get to fuck and women can wear what they want but bloody hell! HmmConfused

whiskyowl · 01/12/2017 12:13

Those are awful. Not because they are immodest, but because they look terrible, and really, really uncomfortable too. They've managed to make two very beautiful women look unfortunate.

MrsJayy · 01/12/2017 12:13

I prefer a pp descriptive fanny dress says what it does really

BitOutOfPractice · 01/12/2017 12:15

That orange dress would be stunning if they'd remembered to sew up those two seams at the front.

PositivelyPERF · 01/12/2017 12:15

I was about to come on wearing my feminist hat and give you a stern telling off for telling women what to wear, but boak, they really are revolting!

RagingFemininist · 01/12/2017 12:17

I would call that ‘how to be naked in the red carpet wo being totally naked’.
There isn't a lot left to the imagination there!!

And yes just ewwww.....

MrsJayy · 01/12/2017 12:18

If your friend/sister/daughter showed you her new fanny dress you would have to tell her no take it back to the shopwouldn't you nobody needs to go out in that.

RatRolyPoly · 01/12/2017 12:19

Aargh! Just a reminder, it isn't "a shame" or "a pity" when two beautiful women dare choose to look anything less than ravishing. Feel like this might be going that way...

SilverySurfer · 01/12/2017 12:20

Grotesque and really confirms what I've always thought that a lot of designers are misogynists.

Soubriquet · 01/12/2017 12:20

Urm.....least they won't get a wedgie? Confused

SleepFreeZone · 01/12/2017 12:21

I expect they're feminists 🙄

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Uokbing · 01/12/2017 12:22

My first thought when I saw those pics was 'your minge'!

QueenUnicorn · 01/12/2017 12:22

It gets attention, that's the aim of the dress.
It's working.

Uokbing · 01/12/2017 12:23

Liz Hurley made a career out of wearing a dress like this

When did Lizzie Hurley wear a dress that showed off her fanny in this way?

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 01/12/2017 12:23

I can’t recall seeing Liz Hurley’s fanny.

If a friend bought a fanny dress I would ask her what tights/leggings she was going to wear under it. It would not occur to me she would have her actual fanny out.

PositivelyPERF · 01/12/2017 12:25

IT must be superglued in place. It would disappear so far up my bits, it would end up flossing my teeth. 😬 😳

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 01/12/2017 12:28

Actually the orange/coral dress would look nice with some matching pants.

MrsJayy · 01/12/2017 12:28

It has to be glued on

ALLthedinosaurs · 01/12/2017 12:29

MrsJayy you couldn't return that to the shop. For hygiene reasons. 🤢

FizzyWaterAndElderflower · 01/12/2017 12:30

It has to be glued on

It must be mustn't it..

Does that mean you have to re-glue after doing a wee? Or do you just not pee the whole time (I suppose any of the crazy dresses lead to that problem)

BastardGoDarkly · 01/12/2017 12:31

Christ on a crumpet, I can now see myself mimicking my mothers...... You are not going out in that!... Which I swore I'd never say, but no, just no.