Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

I just read your nickname as Fucko

I love a good rant, I swear some days my inner voice is Samuel L Jackson. Hope you feel better xx

Yep everyone can fuck off to the far side of fuck then fuck off again and sit on it!!!!!!

Exactly how I feel today! I've literally had enough today - it's been one thing after another and the day can now just fuck off! LOL! x

YANBU. x 10000000000

YES! I completely agree.

Though I've been very restrained. I didn't actually say it. Even when a pipe connected to a blocked toilet burst above my head

Yep. Go ahead. At least you didn't start your Monday off by drinking paint thinner, that you thought was bottled water. Yes I did indeed do that.

Omg carpet. I was just about to add my rant but you win!

Angel oh go on we all need a good vent sometimes.

I'm off to to burn my wee soaked shoes!

Jesus Christ paint thinner!!! You poor thing!

I was about to add ‘and why the fuck did I think not drinking during the week was a fabulous idea and therefore not putting beer in the fridge for me to drown myself in the moment I get home from work’...

But you win!

I should namechange to CuntingFucko today

for all

I quit smoking last Thursday. Today is hard. The fact that I'm already feeling the benefits of not smoking is being totally outweighed by the fact that I want everyone and everything to Fuck Off today.
I've actually gone out of my way to avoid being sociable or looking at and posting on most threads in here purely because I know I'll be an utter cowbag.

I'm in F.O. mode as well. Bloody Mondays.

I'll add mine. Hormones, work (and the eleventy billion customers that wanted to complain today), my stupid broken kitchen sink and my favourite boots that have disappeared can all fuck off today. Along with my water supplier who has taken my direct debit twice for some reason

I do not have the energy to fix any of the above so this day can do one. I need to go to bed I think!

Cheer up love - it might never happen!

Turn that frown upside down.

They can all fuck fuckitty fuck fuck off, tried to make a bit of money doing online surveys but as soon as i mentioned im disabled it threw me off, all they was doing was asking me about t.v habits, so F U all surveyor type thing

And you Phelan can fuck right off with your positivity too

Absolutely, it's been one of those days. Rant away

I've just ranted about a man's shirt/tie combo on a TV programme, Theresa' Mays trousers ( I don't like them!), that silly haircut that Trump sports, oh the list is endless. I feel so much better for ranting.My OH is puzzled.

Well since you said I can carpet. My day started with next doors dog barking me awake at bastard o'clock. Progressed to microwave porridge explosion, followed by car blowing a tyre (scared me to death) and a really cheerful good Samaritan who helped me change it while being overwhelmingly positive (strained smile cos he was helping me) and chatty and has now reached finally home but neighbours have gone out and left bastard dog barking non stop in the garden. No wine in house!

Oh I felt like that the other day, with a school mum of ds. Fuck Tarquin getting star of the day and week, Fuck Tarquin that he is now a free reader whilst ds 5, is only on pink book, fuck that he is sooooo popular he got invited to 3 parties and its only a month into a new term. I felt so fuck you, I deleted her. There and breath. Hate boasty people.

carpet - dare I ask?

I'm a bit like this because....toothache. I think I can just have it taken out. my mouth is too small for my teeth and my stupid childhood dentist - who can fuck right off - should have tackled it then. anyway, I think one needs to come out.

otherwise it will be constant fecking filling costs to consider won't it?! Argh.

I'm planning painkillers and an early night.

fuck your technology and fuck your excuses

God I love this.

Stupid fucking texts enquiring about my availability - I ain't FUCKING available - so fuck the fuck off and shove your phone up your arse!

I've officially morphed into a true misanthrope today...

Stop touching my fucking baby

Totally unreasonable but he's a 28 weeker on oxygen and it's flu season.

I even have a sign, it's not even PFBism he's my fifth and last.