My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

Maybe they were fuming you had the nerve to poo in their toilet and locked you in until the smell passed 😂😂😂 hahah only joking OP have a look for some chargers or a landline and write down numbers you need for when you lose power

Back door? Ground floor window? Houses aren't prisons.

It's a 3 mile bike ride from your neighbours' house to your own?

You're their neighbour but live 3 miles away? I semi believed you until then.

Are you very rural then if your neighbour's are 3 miles away??!

Huh?? How can you have a chat over the gate if your house is 3 miles away??

Ummm... are the fish okay?

If they were in a rush to get out I cannot imagine why they would accost a random neighbour for three hours to feed fish that can probably be fine for five days or more with a block and instead of packing the last of their things and getting out, they feed you coffee and scones. They don't mention the doors/keys/alarm code. Then they rush out and leave, and you don't hear them, in the time it takes me you to have a poo (I would have hung on till I got home)

I cannot picture this happening at all.

When we lived in a flat in a somewhat dodgy area, two brothers lived in the flat next to ours. Both druggies but friendly enough. They were constantly at the door asking to borrow a few pounds, DVD's, CD's, food, washing powder, asking for lifts to various places. We usually said no or didn't answer the door.

We drew the line when we had a DVD go missing that we had rented from LoveFilm (the ones that they use to send you in the post) and it turned out that it had been accidently posted to the neighbours and they had opened it, watched it and gave it to us three weeks later (after much arguments with LoveFilm who wanted to charge us to replace it)

They did a midnight runner one night, leaving their flat full of their stuff. Weird!

They didn't have anyone closer than 3 miles away to ask to feed their fish???

Your neighbours live three miles away? Do you live in the outback?

Search for some to keep you going.

Oops sorry wrong thread!

call 101 and explain, see if they have any ideas.

Use their house phone.

Texting DH to pick up scones on his way home from work.

If this is true then you probably should see if they have a landline to call for help if there's an emergency and your phone gives out.
And maybe see if someone can check they haven't posted envelope through your house door if they forgot you were at theirs or something.

Incredible internet speed to be able to update MN for somewhere rural enough that a neighbor lives 3 miles away.

But I'm bored and this is highly amusing thread

You have a strange understanding of the term "neighbour" OP.

OP, this is why you should never poo in other people's houses!!!

Why are you describing them as neighbours when they live 3 miles from you? Are you in 1762?

So she's good enough to look after their goldfish but not to take a dump in their home??

I'd ring the fire department to get you out.

Let's cut to the chase. Do you have a JustGiving account we can donate to?

I'm confused as to how their your neighbours, and see them when you take the bins out..... but its 3miles to get back to your place

august

This place has gone batshit since the weekend

You have a strange understanding of the term "neighbour" OP.

I imagine people who live very rurally refer to those living closest to them as "neighbours".

Why wouldn't they?