My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

[squattingposition]

I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

Glad things are getting sorted. Our utility room window opens to about six inches and is about 8 feet off the ground so pretty much impossible to get out of.

I got locked in the toilets of a nightclub once. I went to the loo near to chucking out time and was extremely drunk a little tired and fell asleep.

People I was with missed me but assumed I had gone home and no-one working there noticed when they locked up. About an hour later I woke up and set the alarms off wandering around. Police put two and two together when they got the call out from the alarm company about the 'intruder' as my mate had reported me missing after getting both DM and DB out of bed in the middle of the night to see if I had turned up there .

Go through the loft into their neighbours and race out of their door before they spot you!

AcornsandNuts - my Dh also locked me in the car. I grazed my knuckles I was banging on the glass so hard! It was about 5 years ago but I still insist on opening the door if I'm left alone in the car. And now suffer really badly from claustrophobia.... 😢

Sorry everyone - a bit off topic.

OP - are you out yet??

TheColonel DH got locked in the Bridgnorth of WH Smith

Another one here who wants to know how!
I'd quite like to get locked into a big department store overnight, with someone else. Could sleep in the beds, try on clothes, hope there's a waitrose in there for dinner.

Thanks for replying thecolonelbumminganugget, that is shocking.

Jesus Christ

Nearly 500 posts when this could have been sorted simply and quickly by the OP?

It must be a very slow day.

Not out yet he has quite a drive! My friend has got herself a garden chair plonked outside my window and we are having a casual chat and beverage while we wait. Her Snapchat story is amazing !

I like fray bentos steak and kidney pudding I was overjoyed when discovering they can be microwaved nowadays

@saveforthat is the packaging not tin??

Your friend is very kind to keep you company during your ordeal.

She is isn't she. Although through no fault of her own she's had to pee in their garden. It's not like anyone can see from here. So now I've shit in their toilet and my friend has pissed on her lawn

Nearly 500 posts when this could have been sorted simply and quickly by the OP?

It must be a very slow day.

If you think this was a storm in a tea cup, you should have read #piegate.

Tanith

You don't hear buzany buzzing when you go near t3 doors or windows, do you?

if so, I'd take especial care!

Awesome. Your post made me laugh, I loved hammer house of horror when I was a kid and I remember that one. The poor dog zapped.......

Excuse the typos. I forgot to correct.

Your friend sounds fab OP!

One question though...

How did June ring from the coach if they don't have a mobile phone?

@BrokenBattleDroid I did state earlier on that I wouldn't expect them to have mobiles given their age. They didn't give a number to ring and couldn't find a charger so just assumed.

I've since found a Nokia charger in the drawer under the house phone though

He's here he's here !!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's fit he's fit!!!!!!!!

Friend immediately trots off to meet him and to check if he has a wedding ring. Typical

😂😂😂

FarmersWife you're not on a coach by any chance are you?

Ooh there you are, I've come to rescue you. Oh I see you've sewn yourself a wedding dress while you were waiting.

he's fit he's fit!!!!!!!! Picture or it didn't happen!

Get a photo

Ok hold on