My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

Brilliant!!

I got locked in my Nannas once when I was small. In a similar old-people-bickering and not paying attention sort of way, they thought I was already loaded in the car and locked up. It all happened very quickly until they realised and drove back. Must have been all of a 7 minute drama...

*Man eventually arrived 2 hours later to let me out. Opened it from the outside, but not quite believing that I had been locked in came inside and closed the door.

Then there were 5 of us locked in for another 2 hours until someone else arrived. He had to take the door off to get us out.*

@GreenTulips we had all ready spoke about over coffee and scones about their first trip to IKEA together so I knew it was new and needed building. I did it out of respect for Richard to be fair as in true mumsnet etiquette I've decided June's a massive dick narcissist towards him.

😂😂😂

All of my windows and doors are key locked if I am away from home, not that unusual. However years back I was burgled by thieves who used a credit card somehow to open the door. Might be worth a try but phoning police would be easiest. Why haven't you done that op?

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123bananas lol thats really funny obviously wasnt for you at the time but picturing his know it all face as the door locked shut has me chuckling lol x

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Whoops just read update.

I'd have just climbed out a window and not worried about the alarm.

I'd have read the thread.

I had no idea they still made microchips.

DH has locked my in the house and had to come home from work. I actually can't remember why the fuck I didn't have a key.

He has also locked me inside the car for all of 10 minutes which traumatized me for months as I had mild claustrophobia, which is, because of that episode, now horrendous and stops me doing a lot of things. Twat. Who new you can't open a fucking Audi from the inside when locked.

OP, a lot of us are surprised that your neighbours live 3 miles away from you. Can you explain that please? Just how rural are you?

Never accept an invite for dinner if the best thing you can find to eat is micro chips and pot noodle.

But more importantly, how is your friends hair? 😉

Well that was a satisfying update

My husband deadlocked our front door which couldn't be opened from inside once deadlocked.
I had to post the keys out the letterbox to neighbour to unlock me!

Is the grandson fit?

Never accept an invite for dinner if the best thing you can find to eat is micro chips and pot noodle.

Did they have , though?

MNHQ you missed another couple of spams by wacolace

And I have also been locked in an upper floor flat after then boyfriend left me in bed and his flatmate went out and locked me in!