My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

But not get out

I say smash a window

I've got a Fray Bentos pie in my cupboard, I'm only 38 ... have I inadvertently made myself elderly

You should have got the keys and then come back in for your shit once the owners were out of sight!

Please op... read the other posts later. Need an update nowwwwwww

If they've set the alarm, are you huddled in an area with no sensors?

If you've activated it, the alarm company will call the house and the police will turn up anyway!

I hope the op updates.

What the actual fuck lol

DH got locked in the Bridgnorth of WH Smith once and had to call the police to get him out. (Although eventually he found the number of their customer services and called it, they called the manager to come back to the store and let him out - it's this sort of survival instinct that turned my thoughts to marrying him)

(For the sake of clarity - he wasn't taking a dump in the newspaper aisle)

Are the fish big enough to eat ?

The police won't come. When I was a cleaner, I set off a couple that were very hard to turn off. No police.

Neighbours across the street had a defective alarm that went off all the time for a month or so. Police never came.

unbelievable

obvious placemark but hope you're out and not too traumatised

Alarms have to be set up to a security company. Very few will be linked to the police as that would be waste of resource.

I hope you've managed to escape.

I kind of believe this as i got into a very similar situation at work the other week. I rocked up at 4:45pm to a department that normally closes (hours clearly posted on the door) at 5pm. The main door to the corridoor was open, but all others were locked.

"Hello? Anyone here?" I called. No answer.

I was busting for a wee and the loo was right There, so I dashed in quickly, reasoning that either they left the main door unlocked or else I had 15 minutes.

I came out all of 5 minutes later (4:51pm) and found myself locked in. The fire door proclaimed to be alarmed, but I needed to collect DS from childcare, so I thought "Fuck it" and prepared for the alarm to go off as I legged it down the fire escape. I got in my best runners stance and flung the door open and...

Nothing. Not a fucking thing. I legged it down the fire escape anyway, lest anyone see me and hid in the safety of my car. I then rang the main switchboard anonymously and got put through to security who barely believed me to ask them to go and secure the fire escape.

My first thought was not to post on MN because I escaped .

Moral of the story: Beware needing the loo in unfamiliar territory!

I predict that friend arrived with charger. Being skinnier than the op s/he climbed in through the open window and.reason can't get back out and now they are both stuck.🤣😂🤣😂

They're linked to the police through the alarm company; if two separate sensors get set off within a certain time period they will respond.

Alarms don't have to be set up to a security company - mine isn't (but we never ever set the bloody thing)

That's if the alarm is linked on a phone line, and if it's in the middle of nowhere as the OP says then it seems silly to have an alarm that isn't as who will hear it?

Hope that it isn't a trap and a weird serial killer isn't on his way to you!

thecolonelbumminganugget "DH got locked in the Bridgnorth of WH Smith once"

How did that happen?

Are you out yet?!

....

YY to poems.

I'll start.

There was a young lady called Squat
Keys to her neighbours, have she did not
So she charged up her phone
Went on MN, had a moan
And we talked about pies, a lot