My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

Try 1066 as an alarm code. That's a common one.

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If they gave you keys why can't you just unlock and get out?

Or do you have to pass them through the letterbox to your chum?

Are you free yet.

Blatant placemark

I believe everything except the pooing part. This just does not happen...does it?! And how can anyone poo under pressure knowing that the old folks were probably stood at the door, suitcase-in-hand, clock-watching, wanting to set off for their holiday?
Or is it possible that the neighbours had no idea you were coming round, had forgotten about asking you, didn't know who this person was sat eating the scones they made for the trip, and guzzling all their coffee, were fearful for their safety so took the opportune moment to lock you in the house while they got help?
Hmm hmm hmmm

GeekyWombat They didn't give her keys!

This is brilliant.

I think OP has tried to climb out of the previously mentioned tiny window and she's now stuck there, head and shoulders on the outside, torso arse and legs on the inside. Now I think it's time to call the fire brigade. But her phones died, and is presumably in her back pocket, which is on the other side of the window... Could be a long night for OP...

I'm sad that the pie thread got zapped.

I believe that funny troll threads should get locked so we can still read and enjoy but we all know it's a troll. Leave them up for 24 hours so we can all enjoy it.

Sure leave the funny ones but this isn't funny. It's just feeble and dull.

I'm back reply in a sec just reading previous posts and il update you fml I can't deal with this

Friend will be a comedy character.

There will be poems.

My house would lock you in no problem. Same kind of locks

Best thread ever! 😁

Can't wait for the update

OP I'm more curious as to why Slimming World spells them 'syns'?
All this talk of scones makes me want a cream tea now.

I once got locked in my boyfriend's flat (4th floor). He left me asleep in bed, while he went to catch a flight. His housemate didn't know I was there and went out, double locking the door behind him. Luckily I knew his other housemate's girlfriend's number and she rescued me 2 hours later. I still feel stressed thinking about it 15 years later!

It's for "synergy"!
Come on OP - Ive paused my programme for this update!!!

Come on Op, what's happening?!

I wouldn't dream of taking a #2 anywhere other than my own throne. Unless you get that awful griping pain which tells you that you are past the point of return.
At that point I wouldnt care if the only loo in the world was in the middle of trafalgar square without walls.
Also I have gone to deliver keys to colleagues and after a natter gone home and found them on me.
We'll see what the update brings

If your feeding the fish while your away, don't you have the alarm code?

Fuck it, I'm placemarking and I'm not ashamed

I once locked my flat mate into our 4th floor flat when I went off to work. I usually went to work befor she did and it was a Chubb lock, so if you did not lock the flat the door was open. Friend had come home the night before quite merry and had managed to lose her own door keys (they turned up wrapped in her umbrella a few days later) and I had to come home from work to release her. I got quite a few disbelieving looks from my manager, because it's a bit odd to be able to get into your own home but not get how, so goodness knows how hers reacted.

AIBU to not get why some people are so weird at the idea of using a toilet for its intended purpose?