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My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

722 replies

squattingposition · 07/08/2017 14:10

I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

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TheSpottedZebra · 07/08/2017 16:42

Ah, thanks re the neighbour / pie thing.
Is that one real? Or more pretendiness. So much of it about at Mo!

VioletBow · 07/08/2017 16:43

The neighbour and the pie one has been deleted now, it was funny tbf

Rossigigi · 07/08/2017 16:45

Need an update!!!

Kariana · 07/08/2017 16:47

Wow, there are no words...

Ellie56 · 07/08/2017 16:48

A shame the pie thread has been zapped. Do we think this one will go the same way?

CherieBabySpliffUp · 07/08/2017 16:49

Blatant placemark

Farmerswife4life1984 · 07/08/2017 16:49

This is definitely a wind up. It will be gone soon enough

CoolSideOfThePillow · 07/08/2017 16:51

Tumbleweed....

Questioningeverything · 07/08/2017 16:54

Dot dot dot ...

Trills · 07/08/2017 16:54

I once locked a friend in the house.

They were staying over and jetlagged, I went to work and locked the door.

I had left the spare keys, but they were newly cut and we foolishly hand't checked them.

Luckily I was only 20 mins away.

mogloveseggs · 07/08/2017 16:54

Definitely a place mark!

GreengageJam · 07/08/2017 16:57

Have you called 101 yet op?

Beevor · 07/08/2017 17:00

I just feel for you OP stuck without your smokes (and without pie)

BritInUS1 · 07/08/2017 17:01
  1. Call the coach company and ask them to ask the couple where the spare keys are
  1. Check all doors and windows, I'm sure one will open from the inside
  1. Search for the keys - start with the kitchen or utility room
HunterHearstHelmsley · 07/08/2017 17:02

Just smash a bloody window.

DixieNormas · 07/08/2017 17:04

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

wolfmom · 07/08/2017 17:05

Unfortunately I'm not sure a locksmith would do anything as I needed one recently (far too long a story) and as my name wasn't on the tenancy they couldn't do anything.

samlovesdilys · 07/08/2017 17:05

Keep pushing buttons on the alarm?? Start with house number! Eventually it will turn off/go off...meanwhile, what's in the fridge??!!!

OstentatiousWanking · 07/08/2017 17:06

Well I never knew there was a place called Fray Bentos! MN is always educational.
What's it like Zebra?

KeepServingTheDrinks · 07/08/2017 17:06

Laughing out loud at this thread. I thought the funniest comment was on about pg2 where someone asked something along the lines of "what's your friend going to do to help other than show off her new hair do". Priceless!!!!

dolphinbbq · 07/08/2017 17:09

Laughing at this on the bus.. how funny 😂

eddiemairswife · 07/08/2017 17:11

I haven't had a Fray Bentos pie for years. I really fancy one now.

AlwaysHangry · 07/08/2017 17:12

I can't wait for the op to come back with tales of horror of squeezing out of the window.

GloveBug · 07/08/2017 17:12

Why are people struggling so much with the concept of doors that can only be opened with a key? Confused It's so people can't just break a pane of glass and reach inside to open the door. I thought most modern doors were like this

I certainly couldn't get out of my house if all the doors had been locked and no key left

blueberrygoose · 07/08/2017 17:13

This is hilarious. My kids are asking why I'm crying! What happened to the frey bentos one I've only been gone an hour?!

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