Professional Northerners

[DonaldStott]

Disclaimer - I am a Northerner, but I cannot fucking stand these people. Jason Manford, peter kay, shelley lindsay, paddy mcguinness, 'ooh I'm so northern I go the chippy for me breakfast', ooh only northerners get me cos I'm so northern',

Fuck off.

Only because I have just heard jason manford on the radio making up his northern stories that never happened and it really annoyed me

Wouldn't be surprising if John Bishop didn't have a scouse accent - he's from fucking Runcorn isn't he?!

I have a northern accent, born in Manchester, but lived away for years. I never know whether I'm actually amusing in non northern company or whether people are just laughing at my accent and my northern -ness

Yes!!

And while we're on the subject, what's all the crap about "This is Manchester, we do things differently here."

It doesn't even mean anything.