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Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair

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WhatIsThisWatt · 29/07/2017 20:21

Thanks C8 for thread title!

We're on #6 folks.

Bouncy castle delivery happening tomorrow.

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BreconBeBuggered · 30/07/2017 14:47

Agree that the Chiquitita was spot-on.

C8H10N4O2 · 30/07/2017 14:47

Fabulous ABBA adaptation link added to the poetry/songs section of the board.
We now have Pop, Rock, Opera, Musical, Classical, Anthems, Christmas Carol.

Anyone fancy doing a folk song or a jazz number??

DollyPartonsBeard · 30/07/2017 14:49

shakingmyhead1 I totally agree re asking first and not just stealth demolishing property that's not theirs - I just meant that it wouldn't be outlandish for OP to have a similar arrangement in place when rebuilding starts, as access will be needed.

shakingmyhead1 · 30/07/2017 14:51

Dolly ah yes, very good idea, Wattyyyy has called her lawyer or will call them on Monday ( cant remember which) im sure they will say she can do that along with sending no trespass and warnings to the cfn's

KeiraKnightleyActsWithHerTeeth · 30/07/2017 14:52

Takes Chiquitita bow

WhatIsThisWatt · 30/07/2017 14:56

Thanks shaking just came on to do that!

NEW THREAD

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ChinkChink · 30/07/2017 14:57

@C8H10N402

Folk song you say? With a hat tip to Steeleye Span:

All around my flat
I shall have the green garden
And all around my flat
For a twelve month and a day

And if anyone should install
French windows overlooking it
I'll call them CFNs
And make sure they'll pay

C8H10N4O2 · 30/07/2017 15:02

@ChinkChink Brilliant! Added to the musical extravaganza.

Now wondering about Jazz and Madrigals...

Bananasandchocolatecustard · 30/07/2017 15:03

Mrjolly - waves back, I'm in the S.E, in Barry (from Cardiff).

NoToast · 30/07/2017 15:29

Chinkchink I luffs a bit of Steeleye Span. The level of musical genius on this thread is something to behold. Have we got enough for an album now?

Jux · 30/07/2017 15:30

The old window looks exactly like the window we have in our sitting room (but ours is shutterless Sad). It opens at the top, the semi-circle hinges forward into the room and that's it - not a chancee anyone could climb out of it unless they were a cat or a monkey. It would never be adequate as a fire escape unless you completely broke it.

Builders either got access to garden through another neighbour and jumped over fence - unlikely - or they simply broke the window/frame/etc to make a hole.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 30/07/2017 15:38

*All around my flat
I shall have the green garden
And all around my flat
For a twelve month and a day

And if anyone should install
French windows overlooking it
I'll call them CFNs
And make sure they'll pay*

Fuckit Chink

I was going to do Steeleye Span . . .

walkinganhouraday · 30/07/2017 15:46

tigerlovingall
walkinganhour , whatd'ya mean, there's nothing special about mablethorpe?

That's fighting talk, you sure you don't want to re-think?

I said there's nothing 'exciting' so I'm off the hook Grin

gingergenius · 30/07/2017 16:18

Just to clear up the fire escape issue. My friend has a flat that overlooks ndn garden. Being arseholes they blocked the window from outside. She invited the fire service to visit and comment. Turns out there is no right to escape even though it's the only way out the back of the flat. Fireman said you are only expected to be able to exit through front door

This! Op I still don't think the gorilla tape is an issue but fair play if you take it off! 🦍

diddl · 30/07/2017 16:57

Thread 7 will soon be full at the rate that posters are placemarkingGrin

Ceto · 30/07/2017 17:10

Jux, we're now talking about the new exit now though in relation to the issue of exit through it being blocked, not the old window.

dirtywindows · 30/07/2017 17:57

Loving the new songs. Hats off to you queenie and sabbatical. To the pp who googled Croatia (sorry I forgot your name!) it is gorgeous here. We're traveling around the country but I'm missing it as I'm glued to mn!!

prettybird · 30/07/2017 17:58

So Wattyyy should allow them to keep the illegal door because it now means that they have a fire exit? HmmConfused

Lomas16 · 30/07/2017 18:24

Is there a new thread yet please

Mummyoflittledragon · 30/07/2017 18:30

Lomas www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2992891-Well-always-have-Mablethorpe-thread-7?watched=1&msgid=70806454#70806454

It was posted earlier on but not by op.

Dodie66 · 30/07/2017 18:34

Link to new thread please

Mummyoflittledragon · 30/07/2017 18:35

That was the link. This is the new thread. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2992891-Well-always-have-Mablethorpe-thread-7?watched=1&msgid=70806454#70806454

Mummyoflittledragon · 30/07/2017 18:36

Looks like I'm gonna have the last word again. I like this 🤤

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