@Louhotel summary for you I only have one for everything though sorry. I think 3 and 4 start around the time grandma is mentioned 😂😂
Abbreviations
CFN cheeky fucker neighbours - also known as Barry and Julia.
CFB cheeky fucking builders
NSK nice shop keeper- also known as ken to most raj from the David Williams books to some.
EKL as always is elderly Korean Lady
A slightly over dramatic summary...
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in a land not that far away lived princess Wattyyy 👸. She lived in a lovey flat where she spent her days frolicking in her private garden. 🌻🌼
One day poor Wattyyy came home to find her lovely private garden was being invaded by people from the nearby kingdom of cheeky fuckers!! Worse than this in trying to break into the garden they had destroyed a beautiful old window.
Poor Wattyyy was upset and angry about the destruction and invasion she tried to speak to the builders but they quickly scarpered🏃🏽. So she called up the knights from the planning office 👷🏻♀️👷🏻. They were very cross at what had been done and promised to make the nasty CF repair the damage.
However despite much searching the CF's who are also known as Barry and Julia are no where to be seen. Detectives from the ever helpful land of Mumsnet think the may have been spotted in spain Barry and Julia?? .
Wattyyy needing support phoned her grandmother in Spain who so upset and angry at what is occurring is now making plans to come (with a paella 🥘 pan I believe) and beat CF for messing with her granddaughter. As grandma might take a while Wattyyy called her friend over. Brave friend went on a quest to the shop for the most pressure treasure 🍷 and information but has yet to return...
Thus ends chapter one, tune in for chapter 2 when will friend get back from the shops? Where are Barry and Julia?? Is grandma comming or not??
Chapter 2
Friend's quest was long and the wait for information had lead to the people of mumsnetville planning and casting a Hollywood movie of poor Wattyyys story 🎬🎞📽.
Then Wattyyy disappeared all posts gone in a poof!! The people despaired although some called troll. But the fairy godmother at HQ came to rescue all was well just a name change gone wrong. The people took a deep breath and the story went on. Wattyyy had to work all day so ken from the magic potion shop with wine kept gaurd while brewing and selling his wears. During Wattys trials at work Songs were written and boards to keep track of the CFs made. Then Wattyyy was done. She went to see Ken who hadn't seen anything all. He even gave Wattyyy some treasured wine for her troubles. Home from her long day at work Wattyyy went to investigate only to find 5 cigarette butts in the garden and what looked like new doors 🚪in the kitchen. Wattyyy was cross the people of mumsnet raging!! A letter was to be written!! And a laminated sign went on the door.
Who had been in the house?? What should be used to barricade the doors?? What were the doors for???? Could the CF's really be planning to carry on with the invasion plan??? How many mumsnetters will show up for the bouncy castle party tomorrow?Stay tuned for the next instalment