New neighbour using my private garden...

[Wattyyyy]

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Is it possible that they didn't buy it and are renting from the new owner and so maybe are not aware? I live in a rented property and have undertaken work (with land Lord approval) at my own expense for my own quality of life. That maybe the case.
Otherwise they are just goady fuckers. Be brave tonight and good luck with planning officer tomorrow.

newdaddie this is the first CF thread I've been on which has its own CF. That's you, if you are in any doubt.

I so want to know when they get home.

Wtaf?

OP, i'd recommend dressing up as a seagull and standing in your garden all day saying "mine mine mine mine" like in Finding Nemo. Tap on their doors with your beak occasionally.

Or each time they open their doors light a bonfire/bbq and smoke the fuckers out can you tell dh and I have nothing better to discuss

Why aren't they home yet?

Bloody hell

I'm betting the builders haven't told them, won't answer the phone, and will pretend this never happened. Unfuckingbelievable cheek of some people!

I don't even know how they rectify something like that, I doubt they served any building regs notice or anything, and the builders have done it so quick could they really have installed a lintel?! It's going to cost NDN an effing fortune to put right, what muppets.

Thank you for the thread. I have now reported my own CFNs to planning enforcement.

@Wattyyyy we need a new thread when this one fills up. You can't leave us wondering about the garden snatchers for the rest of our lives!

Surely they were warned about doing work on a listed building and if I remember correctly (had a grade 2 listed building years ago) the solicitor said it was a criminal offence to knock down or change things without permission

2017 has certainly been the summer of Cheeky Fuckery hasn't it!

Hawkmoth-have I missed your CF story? What did your neighbour's do?

Laska, they are brilliant!

My phone put that apostrophe there, I promise.

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Shameless placemarking (my first ever in 7 years of mumsnetting)

I think speaking to your nice neighbours first is a really good idea. If the CFN come around shouting, might be nice to have others around knowing what's going on to tell them to fuck off on your behalf!

Although I'd be surprised if they're still not home!

Not really shamelessly place marking.... I'm sure others have said this (I've only read the OPs comments) but listed building consents are a bugger to get, and I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be granted for a UPVC patio door to replace what sounds like an original window. (Still placemarking!)

Placeholding! Desperate to know if CFNs are stupid or rude

Good luck OP

Shocking behaviour!

There is a Watch the Thread facilty. No need to placemark at all. happy days,

elQuintoConyo "OP, i'd recommend dressing up as a seagull and standing in your garden all day saying "mine mine mine mine" like in Finding Nemo. Tap on their doors with your beak occasionally"

That's brilliant! Thank you for that mental image.

God it's taken me ages to catch up , I read the thread just after lunch today ! Can't believe it !

Did you catch the name of the builders op?