How do i get undrunk asap?

[tackytriceratops]

Yep.

Too many in the alchemist tonight.

Remedies pls!

Family event tomorrow.

I'm crying laughing at your dream by the way!!! HAHAHHAAAA!!

Jeff

This is a brilliant thread OP, best of luck with your hangover. The feeling of fear and impending doom will pass. If not find that thread of embarrassing drunk stories to make yourself feel better.

I concur with IRN BRU. None of that calorie free shite though. You'll need your full 8 tea-spoonful's worth of sugar.

It's fucking foul, BUT...

if you drink it

*really quickly
*ice cold
*and try to think about something else

it's strangely addictive.

And will really sober you up.😬😬😬

Can of full fat coke - sugar and caffeine, will def perk you up. Has to be a can though, not a bottle (I don't know why, just know that a bottle is not the same!)

Tell us about the EWCM thing OP

Salt n vinegar crisps.

Or scrambled eggs with chilli and spring onion and ketchup.

The protein in the eggs works like magic.

Then have a mid morning McDonald's.

You need licozade sport and pain killers NOW and some food, whatever you can manage.

Love this thread

I barely drink these days so it's fun to be drunk vicariously through mumsnet. Also jealous that you can get drunk and not vomit like I always seem to

I love this post, only wish I'd seen it last night!
Surely deserves a move to classics?!

I barely drink these days so it's fun to be drunk vicariously through mumsnet

With you on this - 24 weeks pregnant so haven't had a drink for a long time!! Ah I remember the good old days though... that feeling of sinking in to a pit of despair around a 3pm slump in energy was the best

Thank god. It's raining so we are doing inside things.

Managed to order an egg breakfast before the menu changed.

This is why I don't drink!

My younger colleagues all started talking about fertility worries so I launched into a lecture about temping and ewcm.

Must get out more. Or maybe not.

My younger colleagues all started talking about fertility worries so I launched into a lecture about temping and ewcm.

Ah well that was just plain helpful. I was picturing something so much worse

I dread to think what you thought!

Finally recovered. It's been a tough un. Thanks for tips.

Off to bed and to work out wtf Jeff is all about...

Best. Thread. Ever 😂

And now you get the most amazing feeling in the world, waking up tomorrow WITHOUT the hangover. It's almost worth the grief for how good you'll feel tomorrow (comparitively). Oh the sweet relief (my hangovers are BAD).

F for future

Yes, today was a good day!

No Jeff sadly.

People often ask me why I don't drink. I tried. I got my first hangover. I will never drink again.

Anyway, hangover cure. Drink exactly the same as the night before, but from the other side of the glass. Let us know if it works.