How do i get undrunk asap?

[tackytriceratops]

Yep.

Too many in the alchemist tonight.

Remedies pls!

Family event tomorrow.

As much water as you can drink tonight. Painkillers (Paracetamol rather than brufen if you've been boozing on an empty stomach). Berocca.

Pint of water by the bed for when you wake at 3am.

Bathroom door open, toilet lid up (for ease of stumbling for your 3am pee after all that water and hopefully not vomit )

In the morning, full fat Irn Bru, more paracetamol and a Boost bar.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Your posts are hilarious 😂😂

You need toast.
Then a pint of water.
Paracetamol
More water.
Sleep.
Wake up and take ibruprofen.
Have more carbs

Hope you had a good night 😉

Oooo no diorlite but have panadol night???? Ooooo

Did u drop it there

And ovex.

Dioralyte if you have it, though I suspect you're snoring by now :) this post has made me laugh..hope you're fine tomorrow x

Nope. DH's fab grocery unpacking skillz.

Don't sober up. Loving this thread.

Sorry - not helpful!

Water, lucozade, salted crisps, water, sleep, water. If you're sober enough to post this, you'll be fine 😁.

What is ewcm OP?!

Ok. Bettoccca. And these.

Ten slices of marmite on toast. A pint of water. You'll be right as rain tomorrow

Find a bible from somewhere, go to the bit where Jesus turns all the water into wine, then do whatever he did, but backwards.

I think bagel, berrocca.

Bahaha

I like that pelvic.

@Notknownatthisaddress

Egg White Cervical Mucus (during ovulation)

I'm just hanging out for that story

Why is everyone saying marmite?

I don't feel like marmite.

Disprin or baby asprin okay. Do not mix alcohol and ibuprofen - you will end up off your face (I speak from experience).

Salt AND sugar in any form will sort your electrolytes out in the absence of diarolyte.

Paracetamol before bed. Ice cold Ribena, hot bacon and cheese butty in the morning. Good luck!

Marmite and a banana. Alcohol makes you pee out your electrolytes. Salt and potassium will make you feel better. And stodge with water for the dehydration

Bagel, pint of water & any painkillers you can find (only 2 though).

You'll be fine. Was this the Birmingham Alchemist?

You tell us what you're going to eat OP and we'll tell you if it sounds a good idea.

Ok serf. Gotcha.

Bagel on.