How do i get undrunk asap?

[tackytriceratops]

Yep.

Too many in the alchemist tonight.

Remedies pls!

Family event tomorrow.

[TiggyD]

People often ask me why I don't drink. I tried. I got my first hangover. I will never drink again.

Anyway, hangover cure. Drink exactly the same as the night before, but from the other side of the glass. Let us know if it works.

[tackytriceratops]

Yes, today was a good day!

No Jeff sadly.

[DopeyDazy]

F for future

[mogulfield]

And now you get the most amazing feeling in the world, waking up tomorrow WITHOUT the hangover. It's almost worth the grief for how good you'll feel tomorrow (comparitively). Oh the sweet relief (my hangovers are BAD).

[Swynwraig]

Best. Thread. Ever 😂

[tackytriceratops]

I dread to think what you thought!

Finally recovered. It's been a tough un. Thanks for tips.

Off to bed and to work out wtf Jeff is all about...

[SerfTerf]

My younger colleagues all started talking about fertility worries so I launched into a lecture about temping and ewcm.

Ah well that was just plain helpful. I was picturing something so much worse

[tackytriceratops]

Thank god. It's raining so we are doing inside things.

Managed to order an egg breakfast before the menu changed.

This is why I don't drink!

My younger colleagues all started talking about fertility worries so I launched into a lecture about temping and ewcm.

Must get out more. Or maybe not.

[ethelfleda]

I barely drink these days so it's fun to be drunk vicariously through mumsnet

With you on this - 24 weeks pregnant so haven't had a drink for a long time!! Ah I remember the good old days though... that feeling of sinking in to a pit of despair around a 3pm slump in energy was the best

[Sleeplessinguiltyness]

I love this post, only wish I'd seen it last night!
Surely deserves a move to classics?!

[bluetongue]

Love this thread

I barely drink these days so it's fun to be drunk vicariously through mumsnet. Also jealous that you can get drunk and not vomit like I always seem to

[HipsterHunter]

You need licozade sport and pain killers NOW and some food, whatever you can manage.

[ememem84]

Salt n vinegar crisps.

Or scrambled eggs with chilli and spring onion and ketchup.

The protein in the eggs works like magic.

Then have a mid morning McDonald's.

[SerfTerf]

Tell us about the EWCM thing OP

[rubberducker]

Can of full fat coke - sugar and caffeine, will def perk you up. Has to be a can though, not a bottle (I don't know why, just know that a bottle is not the same!)

[VeryButchyRestingFace]

I concur with IRN BRU. None of that calorie free shite though. You'll need your full 8 tea-spoonful's worth of sugar.

It's fucking foul, BUT...

if you drink it

*really quickly
*ice cold
*and try to think about something else

it's strangely addictive.

And will really sober you up.😬😬😬

[daisygirlmac]

Jeff

This is a brilliant thread OP, best of luck with your hangover. The feeling of fear and impending doom will pass. If not find that thread of embarrassing drunk stories to make yourself feel better.

[ethelfleda]

I'm crying laughing at your dream by the way!!! HAHAHHAAAA!!

[ethelfleda]

It's the next morning - get some Lucozade sport ASAP... It's the best hangover cure. Be prepared for the crash though later on...

[tackytriceratops]

Flashbacks of my conversations with colleagues not great

[tackytriceratops]

Ugh.

Thanks for all the suggestions - I do think I would have been worse than I am! Still working on it before heading off to see family.

Argh.

Hopefully it was the bagel and vit c.

I had a rather raunchy dream about a man (I don't know) from Albania called Jeff as I couldn't pronounce his actual name. (Wtf?)

Glad I didn't find the miso soup as when I tried that remedy this morning it was definitely off.

Mn always there in a time of need!

[TizzyDongue]

Quite fancy a bagel now.

Did you make a cake yet?

[Bluntness100]

How are you feeling this morning?

[CotswoldStrife]

Loving your work on this thread tonight MNetters.

I'd try lucozade and hob nobs in the morning, sugar is my choice for hangovers.

Please come back and update us in the morning if you can remember starting this thread

[user1498911589]

Milk, carbs and some marmite