How do i get undrunk asap?

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Yep.

Too many in the alchemist tonight.

Remedies pls!

Family event tomorrow.

Nope Newcastle.

And botanist.

I seen a lotta smokin cocktails tonight.

Ok bagel. Carbs sorted. What are you having on it?

LakieLady you're quite right- works a treat.

We always felt scummy about pinching from the NHS to sort hangovers though, so ordered the requisite equipment and ingredients off Amazon. never me, I only observed

OP- you might be able to Amazon Prime some saline and a giving set for the morning, but I do not recommend it! Remember and take your makeup off, so your eyes don't get gunged shut with mascara...

Oh yes. The make up shit. Might just take out contacts and be done.

Bacon buttie and a full-sugar coke tomorrow. That'll see you right.

Nutella!!!

I wouldn't go for Nutella TBH. Nothing that you'll regret seeing again in a few hours .

I swear by avocado on wholegrain toast. Even better if you have tomatoes and nutritional yeast to go on top!
I tried every cocktail on the menu last Friday and then drank a lot of gin. Had a lot of Diet Coke then a big cup of tea with the avocado toast before going to bed and felt marvellous in the morning!!

Find a chemist / late night supermarket and take 6000mg (6 tablets of 1000mg usually) vitamin c and drink lots of water.

Has to be pure Vit C, the body expels excess vitamin C and if there is anything else added, eg zinc, you might exceed recommended dose

Best cure ever.

I have 1000 v c

But had barricades now. Have vit c too?

Cocaine.

Or less illegally. Potato scones, Irn Bru (full fat). If these weren't available the Scottish economy would grind to a halt as we'd all be in bed with a hangover on Monday.

Then a fuck tonne of water.

I think I'llbe weeing luminously all night

Hello op

Love this thread!

For you

"Barricades" is the best typo I've seen since Aptimil formula was autocorrected to "Paramilitary Formula" the other day. 😂

Well done, OP. Now remember which painkillers you've taken, and write down what time you took them, in case you wake up in less than 4 hours time and forget.

it doesn't matter if you've already had some vitamin can in your 'barricades', you can take more.

I've tested this with varying amounts, 6000mg does the trick.

Hope the morning isn't too painful. Plenty water, all will be well.

I spoonfed DH coffee beans one time, seemed to work!

Serious? 6000???

Me bladder

Make yourself vomit (assuming you're able to do it safely and not choke yourself in your bed).
Lots of water.
Couple of slices of toast.
Paracetamol.
More water.
Bed.

Once I could only find the fizzing stuff and had to drink copious amounts of orange fizzing vitamin C. My wee was a weird colour next morning.

DP, -being a bit fucking clueless, still tried to swallow them whole. Dozy git.

Are they just bit C regular tablets or the fizzing kind......see my post above!!!

I don't think I can vomit. It was that last caipirinha (tanks predict text)

The metro home was fun.

I can recommend Calpol in the morning

Fizing ones.

Trying 2.