To think this was a really cunty and odd thing to do

[CallingPeopleACuntOnFb]

I had parked in the local co op car park and When I came out I'd been almost completely blocked in. it's a tiny car park anyway. I had to back out vv slowly and carefully. There wasn't enough space to turn around and go out forwards so my only option was to reverse out. I'm not feeling too great, it's red hot and 3 dc were all going apeshit, bickering etc. Whilst looking around to make sure it was safe to reverse I noticed a man next to my car, really staring at me, watching me, sort of smirking, arms crossed. It made me feel intimidated tbh. Kept slowly going back and I can see the exit.

Bloke still staring to the point where DC even noticed and said what's that guy looking at

I felt so weird and under pressure. Suddenly I heard a CRUNCH and my car jolts my heart sank

So out I get and I've scraped my bumper on a small bollard that was out of my eyeline 😰

And this cunt is laughing. he is actually laughing. Smaller dc are crying because the jolt / bang scared them

I have a very nice Audi (well it was nice 😰😰) It's not new but it's lovely and my pride and joy. And I'm female. I can't help but feel these facts are connected and the twat was hoping I'd bump the car cos it clearly made his day 😡

Btw I 100% realise it was no ones fault but mine that I didn't see the bollard. My issue is if I saw someone struggling to negotiate a situation like mine i would warn them if there was something in the way

[Nightowlagain]

Oh OP that sounds really shit. I can imagine getting really hot and bothered trying to get out of the space under pressure, I hate when people watch me parking!

I was reverse parking in a bay the other day. It was a tight space and there wasn't much room in front so I had to go in and out a few times to straighten up iyswim? There were lots of people passing by so I stopped to wait. An older guy, 70 maybe, stood right in front looking concerned, then as I started to manoeuvre again he got all stressed, came over to tell me I was too close to the car beside me. I have parking sensors and bay park every single day, I can handle it!

So patronising, it's always men that feel the need to 'help' women. They wouldn't do it to a man, it's so sexist and annoying.

[ImWorriedAboutThis]

This reminds me of when only 2 days after passing my driving test, I drove in to town and parked in the multi story car park. When I returned i was kind of boxed in between an estate car and a bin I hadn't noticed earlier.
So there I am doing a sixty point turn trying not to prang bf's car. A lady in her late 40s/early 50s is stood watching rather than walking by. Naive me thinks she's going to tell me if I'm about to hit the bin, but no! she waits for me to hit it and then walks off!
I did mouth "Thanks for your help" at her though.

[KarenCBC]

MaximaDeWit I was so stunned and answering a load of 3year old's questions that I didn't say anything. I did make sure he was in earshot when I found the manager to tell him the milk was empty and said "that weirdo just stood by watching me and didn't say anything"!

[CallingPeopleACuntOnFb]

Karen!! 😱What an absolute cock knocker!!!! Did you say anything?

[CallingPeopleACuntOnFb]

Oh sorry just saw what happened lol x

[KarenCBC]

Was so stunned OP I could only give him a puzzled look. Did make sure he overheard me calling him a weirdo though. Definitely sounds like the same guy

[CallingPeopleACuntOnFb]

Haha 😂

[SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires]

I'm all for getting car parts from eBay but I guess other people's definition of "very nice" is different to mine. I'd consider that to be something < 18 months old and worth £60k+ and there is no way I'd be fixing that with eBay parts, it'd be in the body shop. Is the OP's car actually some 5 year old diesel poverty mobile? Unless it's a nice new RS6 I doubt anyone's jealous.

What a knobby SNOB!.

[CallingPeopleACuntOnFb]

I know Steam hahahaha 🙈🤣

[IDoDaChaCha]

enjoyingscience that made me giggle

[IDoDaChaCha]

KarenCBC wow that guy is a dick.

[Prideinmyplace2]

Poor cunty bastard, what a sad man

[MaximaDeWit]

I'm all for getting car parts from eBay but I guess other people's definition of "very nice" is different to mine. I'd consider that to be something < 18 months old and worth £60k+ and there is no way I'd be fixing that with eBay parts, it'd be in the body shop. Is the OP's car actually some 5 year old diesel poverty mobile? Unless it's a nice new RS6 I doubt anyone's jealous.

They're not eBay parts, they're genuine OEM parts just not sold through the main dealers. They're not called "stealers" for nothing. If you want to pay twice the price for something because of where you've bought it that's you're choice.

If I had £60k+ to spend on a car I certainly wouldn't spend it on something that halved in value as soon as I drove it off the forecourt (or even something

[user1498240695]

Hope he cops for a bad pint at the weekend and gets the shits

[HappyUnicorn]

What an utter twuntering cunty-fuck shit head twonk. Hope you are feeling better now, it sucks when you encounter someone like that, however, bet he really has got a micro-nut for a penis so perhaps we should be feeling sorry for him.....(on second thoughts, maybe not...). My lovely DH would have helped (in a kind, non-patronising way of course, he is a gent).