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To think this was a really cunty and odd thing to do

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CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 21/07/2017 12:12

I had parked in the local co op car park and When I came out I'd been almost completely blocked in. it's a tiny car park anyway. I had to back out vv slowly and carefully. There wasn't enough space to turn around and go out forwards so my only option was to reverse out. I'm not feeling too great, it's red hot and 3 dc were all going apeshit, bickering etc. Whilst looking around to make sure it was safe to reverse I noticed a man next to my car, really staring at me, watching me, sort of smirking, arms crossed. It made me feel intimidated tbh. Kept slowly going back and I can see the exit.

Bloke still staring to the point where DC even noticed and said what's that guy looking at

I felt so weird and under pressure. Suddenly I heard a CRUNCH and my car jolts my heart sank

So out I get and I've scraped my bumper on a small bollard that was out of my eyeline ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

And this cunt is laughing. he is actually laughing. Smaller dc are crying because the jolt / bang scared them

I have a very nice Audi (well it was nice ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ) It's not new but it's lovely and my pride and joy. And I'm female. I can't help but feel these facts are connected and the twat was hoping I'd bump the car cos it clearly made his day ๐Ÿ˜ก

Btw I 100% realise it was no ones fault but mine that I didn't see the bollard. My issue is if I saw someone struggling to negotiate a situation like mine i would warn them if there was something in the way

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scampimom · 21/07/2017 12:31

Bet he's got a cock like a cashew nut

Floggingmolly · 21/07/2017 12:33

Ah, just pity the poor fucker; if that's the best his day is going to get...

Miserylovescompany2 · 21/07/2017 12:41

I bet it was his car blocking you! What a nasty cunt of a man - hopefully Karma pays him a visit!

wrenika · 21/07/2017 12:43

It's a good incentive to reverse park in the future!

To be fair, I've taken quiet amusement at people who can't reverse...including some woman who ripped her bumper half off on a wall then drove off with it hanging rather than do the walk of shame.
If you help someone, you're taking part responsibility in their (in)ability to reverse.

And I'm not a man. And I take as much pleasure in watching men fail at reversing as I do at women. Fundamental, basic skill. Be able to manoeuvre your vehicle.

2ndSopranos · 21/07/2017 12:43

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MaximaDeWit · 21/07/2017 12:44

What a twattish little man! Sorry about your car, OP. At least you can repair your bumper but that man will always be an arsehole

MaximaDeWit · 21/07/2017 12:45

wrenika, you and that man would make a good couple

catlover1987 · 21/07/2017 12:46

What an utter dickhead. Hope you're okay now.

thereallochnessmonster · 21/07/2017 12:47

Tiny-penised twat.

Flowers for you.

FreakinScaryCaaw · 21/07/2017 12:49

Wrenika fuck off

SunnySkiesSleepsintheMorning · 21/07/2017 12:50

He's a utter cunt. I'm sorry and hope you and the little ones are ok. Flowers

I hope his dick falls off and someone laughs at him.

Carley27 · 21/07/2017 12:51

I've done this Blush (reversed into a bollard, not intimidated someone leaving a car park). I jumped out of my skin so can imagine it gave your DCs a fright.

He sounds like a horrible cunt. Sorry about your car, bad luck it happened while there was a twat about. Try not to dwell on it Flowers

Spudlet · 21/07/2017 12:52

He must have a very boring little life, if that's his idea of entertainment. I can't imagine having such an empty life that I got my kicks from something so utterly trivial. Feel sorry for him op.

MadMags · 21/07/2017 12:54

Wrenika that just means you're a cunt, too.

fruitlovingmonkey · 21/07/2017 12:59

He's a stupid dickhead.
Bumpers are made for bashing into things.

Floggingmolly · 21/07/2017 13:00

Do you take that philosophy into other areas of your life, wrenika? If I help you with something I'm assuming partial responsibility for your inability to do it yourself!?
You sound completely charmless.

BillBrysonsBeard · 21/07/2017 13:01

Cunt. He is one example of the people who make society shit.

TinklyLittleLaugh · 21/07/2017 13:01

What a saddo you are Wrenika. Showing some common decency is a far more fundamental basic skill you know.

OstentatiousWanking · 21/07/2017 13:01

I bet he's impotent. And bitter about it.

Sunshinegirls · 21/07/2017 13:01

He's an arse, and let's hope that after you drive off, he turned to walk away, still smirking, straight into another bollard right at bollock height.

Sunshinegirls · 21/07/2017 13:03


ethelfleda · 21/07/2017 13:04

What an absolute twat. I hope karma comes to get him for being so spiteful!!!! That's made my blood boil ๐Ÿ˜ 

Brahms3rdracket · 21/07/2017 13:04

Absolute prick. I suppose he needs to get his kicks somehow, as his micropenis can't be much entertainment.

Brahms3rdracket · 21/07/2017 13:06

Oh I agree Wrenika is a prick, no-life too if that's considered entertainment

ethelfleda · 21/07/2017 13:08

wrenika if you actually take pleasure in witnessing someone accidentally causing damage to their vehicle there is something seriously wrong with you.
I hope if you ever fuck up or make a mistake there is someone nearby to point and laugh and make you feel small over it.... fucking weirdo!!!

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