My feed

to access all these features


To think this was a really cunty and odd thing to do

190 replies

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 21/07/2017 12:12

I had parked in the local co op car park and When I came out I'd been almost completely blocked in. it's a tiny car park anyway. I had to back out vv slowly and carefully. There wasn't enough space to turn around and go out forwards so my only option was to reverse out. I'm not feeling too great, it's red hot and 3 dc were all going apeshit, bickering etc. Whilst looking around to make sure it was safe to reverse I noticed a man next to my car, really staring at me, watching me, sort of smirking, arms crossed. It made me feel intimidated tbh. Kept slowly going back and I can see the exit.

Bloke still staring to the point where DC even noticed and said what's that guy looking at

I felt so weird and under pressure. Suddenly I heard a CRUNCH and my car jolts my heart sank

So out I get and I've scraped my bumper on a small bollard that was out of my eyeline 😰

And this cunt is laughing. he is actually laughing. Smaller dc are crying because the jolt / bang scared them

I have a very nice Audi (well it was nice 😰😰) It's not new but it's lovely and my pride and joy. And I'm female. I can't help but feel these facts are connected and the twat was hoping I'd bump the car cos it clearly made his day 😡

Btw I 100% realise it was no ones fault but mine that I didn't see the bollard. My issue is if I saw someone struggling to negotiate a situation like mine i would warn them if there was something in the way

OP posts:
britbat23 · 21/07/2017 16:20

You drove your Audi into a bollard?

Maybe time for some driving lessons in the Audi.

Most Audi drivers I've encountered could certainly use some!

Tomorrowillbeachicken · 21/07/2017 16:20

Were you not tempted to take him out with the car?
Hopefully karma comes and bites him in the butt

TheFaerieQueene · 21/07/2017 16:21

I pity the person he goes home to.

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 21/07/2017 16:24


Deffo 🤣🤣 and he was a certain age

And omg @ train / bus cunt 😱What is wrong with people

OP posts:
kaitlinktm · 21/07/2017 17:07

I daresay there are quite a few younger men who would be just as cuntish though. My Dad is 88 and he would never do this - he would help you if he could.

FannyWisdom · 21/07/2017 17:10

Next time run the twat over.

ethelfleda · 21/07/2017 18:01

Britbat misses the point completely Hmm

oeufdepaques · 21/07/2017 18:20

Men can be such idiots when it comes to cars, parking, driving.

I had a man almost block me in outside my crèche and when he saw me coming back to my car - which was bigger, nicer and newer than his - he kindly told me that if I was going to hit something reversing out, could it please be the flowers and not his car. Pretty sure he wouldn't have said it to my DH.

Anyway, don't give this petty man a second thought. He was jealous of your car and is a twat. Hope you get it fixed without too much trouble.

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 21/07/2017 18:22

Btw I know people tend to really hate audi drivers but honestly I'm a really nice person 🙈😄 and a generally good driver apart from today

OP posts:
woodhill · 21/07/2017 18:29

Sorry OP. I had this when I was reversing into my drive with oh car. Man stood there. I hate being watched. He could have helped

Edsheeranalbumparty · 21/07/2017 18:43

What a total dick.

And britbat I hope you you feel better after your horrible jealousy dripping post as well.

CircleofWillis · 22/07/2017 08:03

Calling what a truly horrible thing for him to do. I hope Karma bites him somewhere sensitive.
As an aside can we reclaim the word 'cunt' as a fun earthy way to refer to the most wonderful part of the female body? It is actually preferable to the clinical 'vagina' which actually means 'sword sheath'. I think calling people a 'cunt' should be reserved for the most laudable actions and the best of people. Don't waste it on an shit like him.
BTW I'm also all for calling people a cunt on Facebook. When I'm brave enough I'll start with my mum who has just driven back home after looking after my DD for a week (and making my home spotless). Now she is the biggest cunt EVER!!!

CircleofWillis · 22/07/2017 08:05

*a shit

PS isn't the word 'cunny' just lovely?

PatMullins · 22/07/2017 08:17

Argh OP! What a piece of shit individual.

I am also an Audi driving woman and can totally relate to 'men of a certain age' gawping when I'm parking. Thankfully I haven't cocked it up yet but I'm sure there will come a day when a bloke tries to help and shit goes down.

Eminybob · 22/07/2017 08:20

I'm so pissed off on your behalf. I definatley would have said something though and it would have included a swear word if my DC was out of earshot. Like I did when a group of women laughed at me when I went into a petrol station and realised I had forgotten my purse. Horrible witches.

On the flip side though I did have a man very helpfully help me pass between 2 terribly parked cars the other day which you probably could have gotten a bus through but for some reason I was really struggling with so there are plenty of good people to balance out the cunty ones.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 22/07/2017 08:26

If you in a village with initials SH then not surprised someone laughed or blocked you in. Full of selfish and entitled twats.

If not, he's a complete cunt. Next to you see him, call him a wanker.

CircleofWillis · 22/07/2017 08:26

Eminy or as I would say 'cunty ones to balance out the shit ones' Wink

RolfNotRudolf · 22/07/2017 08:48

Do people hate Audi drivers? Confused I thought the hate was for drivers of BMW's and Chelsea tractors. I've considered an Audi when we eventually get rid of our practical family car.
Re attitudes to cars DH and I own a 7-seater and a small very unsexy hatchback which we both drive interchangeably. I have definitely noticed a difference in attitude of some other drivers depending on which car I'm driving -I'm more likely to be pushed by other drivers when I'm in the hatchback.

RolfNotRudolf · 22/07/2017 08:53

CircleofWillis I agree with you that the word cunt should not be used as a term of abuse, even though I use it myself, and have done on this thread Blush in that way.
Interesting isn't it that calling someone a cock or a dick, although abusive, is on a completely different level to calling someone a cunt.
So I'm all for reclaiming it. Your mother sounds like an absolute cunt btw Grin

yoyopoppop · 22/07/2017 08:55

He sounds psychotic

RolfNotRudolf · 22/07/2017 08:57

Another thing that irritates me is when I'm waiting to do a right turn across on-coming traffic and a driver very kindly pauses to let me across, but does so by signalling with their hands in a pointy, imperious and inpatient way. Can't they just flash their lights and smile?

morningconstitutional2017 · 22/07/2017 08:59

Horrible, but this idiot will get his comeuppance in the end.

SemiNormal · 22/07/2017 09:02

He sounds like a complete fucking arsehole, I hope he's not some poor fuckers spouse ... unless it's Wrenika of course.

DonkeyOil · 22/07/2017 09:02

If you help someone, you're taking part responsibility in their (in)ability to reverse.

What a weird, skewed thing to say. I feel like your brain needs rewiring.

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 22/07/2017 09:08

Rolf before I had the Audi I had a very old but very lovely and reliable VW people carrier. No one seemed to notice it at all and I very rarely had cunty behaviour from other drivers ...but in the Audi I'm always being "raced", having people drive up my arse, cut me up etc. Then of course cunty starey man

But they can all fuck off 🤣

OP posts:
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.