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To think this was a really cunty and odd thing to do

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CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 21/07/2017 12:12

I had parked in the local co op car park and When I came out I'd been almost completely blocked in. it's a tiny car park anyway. I had to back out vv slowly and carefully. There wasn't enough space to turn around and go out forwards so my only option was to reverse out. I'm not feeling too great, it's red hot and 3 dc were all going apeshit, bickering etc. Whilst looking around to make sure it was safe to reverse I noticed a man next to my car, really staring at me, watching me, sort of smirking, arms crossed. It made me feel intimidated tbh. Kept slowly going back and I can see the exit.

Bloke still staring to the point where DC even noticed and said what's that guy looking at

I felt so weird and under pressure. Suddenly I heard a CRUNCH and my car jolts my heart sank

So out I get and I've scraped my bumper on a small bollard that was out of my eyeline 😰

And this cunt is laughing. he is actually laughing. Smaller dc are crying because the jolt / bang scared them

I have a very nice Audi (well it was nice 😰😰) It's not new but it's lovely and my pride and joy. And I'm female. I can't help but feel these facts are connected and the twat was hoping I'd bump the car cos it clearly made his day 😑

Btw I 100% realise it was no ones fault but mine that I didn't see the bollard. My issue is if I saw someone struggling to negotiate a situation like mine i would warn them if there was something in the way

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Deathraystare · 22/07/2017 18:11

You do realise you haven't drawn us a diagram to illustrate where the CUNT and the bollard were when you tried to get out. I'll excuse it though this time!

Personally I would have got out and right up to him and asked what the fuck his problem was. Only problem is, I don't drive!!!

MafiaMoll · 22/07/2017 19:36

@CassanovaFrankenstein πŸ˜‚

treehugs · 22/07/2017 19:55

Honestly some people are idiots.

I was reversing out of a space last week and some guy was muttering something and shaking his head in the car next to me. I would down my window and asked him what was wrong??

He nervously muttered 'nothing'

Then 'you are a bit close that's all'

I replied with 'well firstly I have a camera - so I can see that I am not too close and secondly do you really think that shaking your head etc would be helpful?'

I then drove off...

Turquoise123 · 22/07/2017 20:24

Poor you how horrid . This would really have upset me I hope that you are much better at ignoring things and moving on !

Fbpn · 23/07/2017 03:34

I hope his next shit is a pineapple!!!!

He is the kind who will go to his local later, nurse a pint for three hours, bore the arse off anyone who will listen to the story, is friendless and go home alone to a rank house with a ready meal for one! That's his life. He's made it that way by doing this sort of thing. He's friendless, family less and this is why!

How could you enjoy taking pleasure in someone else's misery I don't know.

Hope you and your children are okay. Any kind of even small bump sounds massively loud.

Malters87 · 23/07/2017 03:41

V V cunty.
I think unfortunately most women have experienced something similar at least once. What is it with men and women in nice cars?!
I would have been so stressed and def shouted obscenities at him. Sounds like you did brilliantly under horrible circumstances. Be kinder to yourself

SplodgyNurdle · 23/07/2017 04:13

Why are some people so mean? We've all done it, and not just women!
Can't understand why people think it's fun to see people fail.
Don't let it get you down, nice people are out there, and lots more than we're led to believe.
You just encountered the local weirdo no doubt

elfinpre · 23/07/2017 04:26

I'd have wound the window down and asked if he was quite well.

elfinpre · 23/07/2017 04:33

I must admit though, I did laugh when a guy in a shiny sports car reversed into his trolley he had left behind his car at the garden centre.

It's not the same as when someone else has parked badly and boxed you in. I've also had men staring while I get the car out of a tight space.

MaximaDeWit · 23/07/2017 07:57

You have a "very nice" Audi but you're looking to fix it with eBay parts? Riiiight....

I have a "very nice" BMW which I fix with eBay parts because if I can get the part number and buy the exact thing I need on eBay why on earth would I pay the inflated price BMW dealers charge?!

IfNot · 23/07/2017 10:16

Yup, I have fixed my car with Ebay parts too. Its smart.

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 23/07/2017 11:45

Exactly Ifnot and Maxima. It makes financial sense.

As an aside, the sheer number of posters who've had similar experiences to me makes me wonder if some men actually GET OFF on watching women park/reverse etc 😷😷😷

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Cheesecakefan · 23/07/2017 11:59

Poor you, I would have hated that. There's a saying that you reap what you sow. He won't be reaping anything good from that.

Casanova, LOL. Think you nailed it.

sharklovers · 23/07/2017 12:18

I'm all for getting car parts from eBay but I guess other people's definition of "very nice" is different to mine. I'd consider that to be something < 18 months old and worth Β£60k+ and there is no way I'd be fixing that with eBay parts, it'd be in the body shop. Is the OP's car actually some 5 year old diesel poverty mobile? Unless it's a nice new RS6 I doubt anyone's jealous.

Elledouble · 23/07/2017 12:32


Wow, who left the gate open at the cunt farm? Are you parkingtwat's family?

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 23/07/2017 12:34



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Honeychild54 · 23/07/2017 12:43

What a sexist thug. I hope you're okay. xx

CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 23/07/2017 15:11

I'm ok thank you honey x Flowers

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PenguinOfDoom · 23/07/2017 16:18

I once did a perfect reverse park into a narrow space at a supermarket (in an Audi too!) and an older guy watched me do it, then came over to congratulate me on my parking skillz.

Errr... thanks.

dadadadathatslife · 23/07/2017 17:03

Did you get his registration plate? I'd want to do something unforgivable if I had it.

IDoDaChaCha · 23/07/2017 17:06

What a nob. 'Nuff said. Fix the bumper, forget about that toad he is pond scum.

MorbidBibliomancy · 23/07/2017 20:26

Knobhead. Would have taken him all of 10 seconds to warn you that there was something behind you.

KarenCBC · 24/07/2017 13:54

Sounds like the same dickhead I met last week in waitrose. He'd finished getting his free coffee and just stood there. I put my cup in and pressed for the drink but he continued to just watch. I wasn't sure why he was just standing there so apologised and asked if he had another cup to fill (was worried I'd cut in). He just goes, "you'll see..." Turns out the milk had run out. What an anal fissure! I'm there with baby and toddler in tow trying to get out asap and he's just enjoying watching me only get half a cup of coffee instead of saying, "this one's empty". Cock!!! I was so mad!

poweredbybread · 24/07/2017 14:03

Really really cunty. Poor you have some flowers Flowers

MaximaDeWit · 24/07/2017 14:21

KarenCBC - what a prick! I hope you said "Any particular reason you just stood and watched like an idiot and didn't feel you could open your mouth to let me know?"

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