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To think this was a really cunty and odd thing to do

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CallingPeopleACuntOnFb · 21/07/2017 12:12

I had parked in the local co op car park and When I came out I'd been almost completely blocked in. it's a tiny car park anyway. I had to back out vv slowly and carefully. There wasn't enough space to turn around and go out forwards so my only option was to reverse out. I'm not feeling too great, it's red hot and 3 dc were all going apeshit, bickering etc. Whilst looking around to make sure it was safe to reverse I noticed a man next to my car, really staring at me, watching me, sort of smirking, arms crossed. It made me feel intimidated tbh. Kept slowly going back and I can see the exit.

Bloke still staring to the point where DC even noticed and said what's that guy looking at

I felt so weird and under pressure. Suddenly I heard a CRUNCH and my car jolts my heart sank

So out I get and I've scraped my bumper on a small bollard that was out of my eyeline 😰

And this cunt is laughing. he is actually laughing. Smaller dc are crying because the jolt / bang scared them

I have a very nice Audi (well it was nice 😰😰) It's not new but it's lovely and my pride and joy. And I'm female. I can't help but feel these facts are connected and the twat was hoping I'd bump the car cos it clearly made his day 😡

Btw I 100% realise it was no ones fault but mine that I didn't see the bollard. My issue is if I saw someone struggling to negotiate a situation like mine i would warn them if there was something in the way

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mamalovesmojitos · 21/07/2017 14:23

What a nasty wanker. You poor thing op! Try and pity him....he sounds pathetic.

FuckDietCoke · 21/07/2017 14:26

wrenika you're a nob.

BenedictCumberbeyatch · 21/07/2017 14:26

He probably feels like a big tough man now for belittling and mocking a woman driver, what a sad act bet his dick is the size of a worm the prick.

PoorYorick · 21/07/2017 14:40

I can't prove it but I am absolutely certain it was because you are a woman.

RolfNotRudolf · 21/07/2017 14:40

I've noticed there is a certain type of person (I won't mention the specific gender or age range because I''ll be accused of sexism and ageism) but if I'm manoeuvring my car in a car park they will make a point of "helpfully" gesturing to show me how much space I have or that my way is free. I don't find it helpful because I'm an experienced driver, and suspect these people wouldn't do the same for a male driver.

OP your cunt sounds like a relative of the cunt I encountered on a train once. I had heard the platform announcement and thought they said the station I wanted, but when I got on I asked the passenger opposite (Does this definitely go to X station?") and he assured me it did. When another platform announcement was made I realised I had misheard the first announcement, and jumped up quickly to get out. Train cunt just laughed at me and made it evident he had known all along that the train didn't go where I wanted.

PoorYorick · 21/07/2017 14:41

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PickAChew · 21/07/2017 14:44


A decent sort would have pointed out the obstacle in your blindspot and helped you to avoid it.

gluteustothemaximus · 21/07/2017 14:48

I very much doubt he'd have been watching a man like that.

Don't worry OP. Karma will get him Grin

Starlighter · 21/07/2017 14:59

What a complete dick!

I hope he walks into a bollard!

gluteustothemaximus · 21/07/2017 14:59

Train cunt just laughed at me and made it evident he had known all along that the train didn't go where I wanted.

We have met 'train cunt' in similar circumstances. There is also a 'bus cunt' we met. We were in France, and waiting for the hotel bus. The bus had no number, but it came at the rough ish time it was supposed to. Not wanting to get the wrong one, I asked the chap in front, and he said it wasn't the bus we needed. We waited another hour. Turns out it was the bus we needed.

There is also 'pedestrian cunt' too. When asking this man where we were, and how to get to xyz, he (we later found out on a map) told us the very very very long way round to go. He was local, we were not.

How do these people get their kicks? Don't know why it's funny to see us get the wrong train/bus/directions. Angry

Pushoutthejive · 21/07/2017 15:04

Thankfully I haven't been in these kinds of awkward situations often, but when I have, there's always been some cunt like this who's magically appeared out of nowhere to watch intently. Like some malevolent spirit that has a sixth sense for when a woman driver is in a tight spot and manifests at the scene in the form of a geezer of a certain age, to watch and smirk.

That's my take on it anyway... Hmm Grin

Groovee · 21/07/2017 15:04

I had 3 guys laughing loudly when I crashed my car. I burst into tears. One of them then tried to entice me into a job months later. He was not amused when I asked him about the incident. He stuttered and stumbled over his words because I said I could never work for such an unsupportive employer!

Hope you are ok.

Bigoldsupermoon · 21/07/2017 15:12

Utter shitbag. Sorry you've had a rubbish day, OP Flowers

FreakinScaryCaaw · 21/07/2017 15:12

PoorYorick Grin

Argeles · 21/07/2017 15:15

Let's hope the next time he's standing there watching women, someone runs over his feet. What a complete cunt.

ThePlatypusPosse · 21/07/2017 15:29

I hope he relates this story to his wife when he gets home and I hope his wife his a mumsnetter who can point out what a cunt he is.

enjoyingscience · 21/07/2017 15:31

His wife probably left him for a nicer man with a full head of hair, their kids think he's a useless prick and keep forgetting to visit, his female boss doesn't understand his genius and his piles are bigger than his cock.

Long term, you're winning.

Serialweightwatcher · 21/07/2017 15:34

Nasty bastard - shame you didn't run over his foot at the same time ... how can anyone stand by and watch someone struggle, particularly when they could have helped instead and bloody laugh at you! Vile human being - will get his one day Angry

TempusEejit · 21/07/2017 15:42

I hope he is wearing flip flops later and steps in a massive shit. Arsehole.

6079SmithW · 21/07/2017 15:45

Poor you OP Flowers. Why would anyone behave like that?

WhatThePuck · 21/07/2017 15:51


NoCureForLove · 21/07/2017 16:00

Cunt. Definitely.
Were you in Southwold OP? I think I know that bollard and that Coop car park.

Winston84 · 21/07/2017 16:03

There's a lot of colourful language on here.

Piewraith · 21/07/2017 16:18

What suits some people are! I guess since this guys blow up doll wore out from over use he needs to get entertainment somehow.

Piewraith · 21/07/2017 16:19


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