The ultimate British breakfast

[DarthMaiden]

So out of a family of 4 we have various versions of this.

AIBU to think I am right?

Me: 2 rashers of bacon, a sausage, a potato cake, fried egg, grilled tomato and mushrooms.

DH: 2 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, slice of black pudding, 2 potato cakes, scrambled eggs, beans

DSD: 2 potatoes cakes, poached egg, bacon and beans

DS: toast, beans, scrambled eggs, 3 potato cakes and 2 sausages

Over to the MN jury...which breakfast would you have?

2x poached eggs on toast
Beans
Grilled tomatoes
Bacon

My alternative breakfast is sausages beans and tomatoes!

Veggie sausage, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast, fried egg.
Sometimes veggie 'bacon', fried bread.
If I am out it will also include hash brown and maybe beans depending on the options because sometimes the veggie sausage is a revolting veggie croquette thing and I need a replacement.
Builders tea.
I like it with lots of grease which is OK as it a rare thing to have a breakfast, more of a treat.

2 x bacon well cooked
2 x sausage
Black pudding
Beans
Sauté potatoes
Poached egg
HP sauce

Must have square sausage, sliced haggis, potato scone and fried dumpling.

Veggie bacon ?

Sound like crap.

2 x unsmoked bacon rashers
2 x sausages
2 x fried eggs
Fried mushrooms
Tinned plum tomato and lots of the juice
Black pudding
White pudding
Potato cake

Perfect!

Full Scottish = 2/3 rashers of bacon, fried eggs, Lorne sausage, black pudding, haggis, tomatoes, mushrooms, tattie scone and/or well fired morning roll. #bliss

Can someone please clarify if a potato cake is a tattie scone? Someone mentioned slicing it first which makes me think it isn't?

Welsh Breakfast

Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushrooms
Fried tomato
Cockles and laverbread (fried in the bacon fat)
Brown sauce
Unlimited toast and tea.

Two well done rashers
One huge herby sausage
I fried egg (free range)
Fried button mushrooms
A fried potato cake
Black pudding
White pudding

Lots of tea and orange juice

Soda bread with unsalted butter and marmalade, if room.

Mine is favourite Irish breakfast.

1 veggie sausage
2 hash browns
Beans
Mushrooms
Tomatoes (fried)
Buttery toast
And cups of tea of course!

Irish potato cakes are triangular and quite flat, not the same as a farl. Does that sound like a tattie scone?

Two perfectly poached duck eggs and a metric tonne of haggis. Perfect.

The potato cakes I know are nothing like a potato scone. It's a fish-less fish cake, basically left over mashed potatoes made into a patty dipped in egg and flour and fried.

I hate eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, most kind of sausages, fried bread, tea gravy and not too keen on beans.

So my ideal breakfast is dead, dead, crispy bacon something potatoey (potato cake as above not the scone thing, hash brown or fried new potatoes) a naice chipolata sausage and buttery toast, maybe beans and no sauces, followed by toast and marmalade and loads of tea.

Bacon (with the fat properly rendered and crispy)
Sausages
Hash brown
Fried egg
Baked beans
Hot buttered toast
Cup of strong tea with dash of milk

That's my idea of heaven.

7 pages and no one has mentioned bubble and squeak! Gotta love a bit of bubble with your fry up.

2 slices of bacon, 1 fat herby sausage, 1 fried egg or a pile of scrambled egg, fried bread and lots of fried field mushrooms, ketchup and a big cup of tea (or coffee if it's a bit later and I've already had a cup of tea).

Soda bread, potato bread, pancake, bacon, sausage, fried egg and mushrooms. Nothing like a good old Ulster fry!

Two bacon
Two chipolata sausages
Either fried egg or beans but never ever north. I hate egg and beans together.
Two potato cakes
Cup of Yorkshire Gold
HP brown sauce

1x fried egg
2x bacon
2x sausage
Baked beans
2x hash brown

That's like a proper basic one

Black pudding, mushrooms etc are optional

Burnt smoked bacon on toast with hp sauce and tattie scone (when did they become potato cakes?)
Plus roll with runny fried egg and hp

Bubble and squeak with a fried egg on top.
Black pudding.
Crispy bacon.
Field mushrooms.
Grilled tomatoes.
Lincolnshire sausages.
Very strong tea.

Lorne sausage
Beef sausage
Polony
Grilled tomatoes
Fried mushrooms
Bacon
Fried eggs
Tattie scone
Toast
Beans

In various quantities

Crispy bacon
Fried tomato
Hot buttered toast
Baked Beans
Sausage
Scrambled eggs
Lots of tea!