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When you find out that your husband has some really disgusting habits

230 replies

Gaaaah · 01/06/2017 17:24

Firstly, not a poo troll.

I never realised how fucking disgusting he is until I happened to walk into the bathroom one day when he was having a shower and in the bottom of the shower tray was a massive lump of shit that he quickly stood on and pretended wasn't there. I was visibly horrified but apologised for going in and backed out sharpish.

I put it out of my mind. I don't even know why. I should have confronted him right there and then but I didn't. I haven't encountered anything like that again. More often than not he'll actually call me in to chat about something to do with his day that he feels won't wait until after he's showered.

He had a shower today after work. He forgot to flush the loo. So when I've gone to use it later, I can see that there's no toilet paper down there. He hasn't wiped his arse after a shit. Then he's got straight into the shower. My shower. That I scrub on my hands and knees.

It's disgusting, I know. Worse than poo crumbs man. And i feel absolutely ashamed and repulsed by him.

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Trifleorbust · 01/06/2017 17:35

Oh dear, OP. You need to flush this into the open.

C3H8O · 01/06/2017 17:40

That is just repulsive.

QuiteLikely5 · 01/06/2017 17:43

This is the vilest post I have read on MN

He sounds more like an animal than a human.

VivienneWestwoodsKnickers · 01/06/2017 17:46

He's washing his arse rather than wiping? Don't a huge section of the world do this? We don't see bidets in this country much, but it's very common. And he's cleaner than he would otherwise be.

That said, I hope he cleans down the shower after he's done that.

BlahBlahBlahEtc · 01/06/2017 17:46

Who the fuck shits in a shower?!

BlahBlahBlahEtc · 01/06/2017 17:47

Other than your husband ofc Hmm

KoolKoala07 · 01/06/2017 17:47

He crapped in the shower? Or was it a poo nugget from an earlier toilet visit?

Figaro2017 · 01/06/2017 17:48

And for tomorrow's Daily Mail article.....

EndInjustice · 01/06/2017 17:52

If he hadn't wiped, did the poo cling on to him and then fall off whilst he was in the shower?

We need to know.

Gaaaah · 01/06/2017 17:56

Yes it's repulsive. And not funny, those thinking its ok to say unhelpful things. This is my life.

I Don't actually know if he what in the shower the first time. The second time it was a poo nugget from an earlier toilet visit. He got straight into the shower after pooing.

Yes, bidets are for washing arses. But in the shower instead of wiping first? I think it's grim.

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Gaaaah · 01/06/2017 17:57

What = shat

Damn autocorrect.

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ballerinabelle · 01/06/2017 17:59

I Vote for mumsnet classics for this one!!

Trifleorbust · 01/06/2017 17:59

Have a discussion with him about his inconsiderate habits, OP.

niccyb · 01/06/2017 18:00

You definitely need to sort this out.

Justmadeperfectflapjacks · 01/06/2017 18:02

He needs a man cave in the garden. . He has failed in the process of evolution.

picklemepopcorn · 01/06/2017 18:02

Sometimes the paper flushes leaving a floater behind... Maybe not as vile as at first appears?

BetterEatCheese · 01/06/2017 18:03

My dh has got into the habit of burping a lot and picking his nose all the time right in front of me.

What is wrong with them?!

PacificDogwod · 01/06/2017 18:03
Shock

You need a shower cleaning rota...

Gaaaah · 01/06/2017 18:04

Wow. Terribly original voting for classics before the threads even made 20 comments.

As previously said, it's not funny is it really? Who would honestly think it funny if their husband did this?

I don't know how to broach the subject. What if he denies it? I feel absolutely disgusted by him.

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SleightOfHand · 01/06/2017 18:06

Maybe the toilet paper is all scratchy, has he got piles.

Trifleorbust · 01/06/2017 18:06

I don't think it is funny, but I think you might be giving it a little too much headspace: "Oi, fuckface, stop shitting in the shower." That might be your best option before LTB.

GlitterRollerSkate · 01/06/2017 18:10

Tell him it's fucking rank and to stop it? Or that he must bleach the shower completely after ever use. Hopefully you'll embarrass him enough into stopping!

I thought my husband was a dirty fucker but you win..

Gaaaah · 01/06/2017 18:13

Perhaps I am giving it too much head space. I need to just come out and tell him he's a filthy bastard.

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123MothergotafleA · 01/06/2017 18:16

This is the most revolting thing I've ever read on MN. What kind of human being is he?
I'm afraid I would not be able to get over that. How does someone think of doing such a disgusting thing? And a perfectly good toilet right there.
Words really fail me.

Justmadeperfectflapjacks · 01/06/2017 18:16

Replace the shower gel and sponge with flash bleach and a scourer in the bathroom before he goes in....