When you find out that your husband has some really disgusting habits

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Firstly, not a poo troll.

I never realised how fucking disgusting he is until I happened to walk into the bathroom one day when he was having a shower and in the bottom of the shower tray was a massive lump of shit that he quickly stood on and pretended wasn't there. I was visibly horrified but apologised for going in and backed out sharpish.

I put it out of my mind. I don't even know why. I should have confronted him right there and then but I didn't. I haven't encountered anything like that again. More often than not he'll actually call me in to chat about something to do with his day that he feels won't wait until after he's showered.

He had a shower today after work. He forgot to flush the loo. So when I've gone to use it later, I can see that there's no toilet paper down there. He hasn't wiped his arse after a shit. Then he's got straight into the shower. My shower. That I scrub on my hands and knees.

It's disgusting, I know. Worse than poo crumbs man. And i feel absolutely ashamed and repulsed by him.

This thread makes me glad to be single 🤢😷

I dont see anything gross about getting into tha shower to wash yoursel clean. If I have D&V I'll often shower rather than wiping and wiping and wiping and wiping and wiping.

This is absolutely fucking horrendous. I can't think of 1 suitable excuse to make this anywhere near ok.

I really have to say, I didn't think anyone could top my ex, but eugh how gross.

My obese ex, used to shit his pants, daily and never wipe, as he claimed, he could no longer reach his bottom. He regularly used to have an extra large builders bum on show where unwiped crap was visible. Hardly ever changed his clothes.

I was trying to get rid of him for about a year and a half, until someone else "stole" him, I still thank my lucky stars and laugh as I know exactly what she's getting a rancid tiny cock and a washer full of shitty underwear!

But she loves him and I'm glad because it stops him stalking me out!

Get a bidet.

Is his mum still alive? I would actually be asking his mum about it. Shame him completely.

Or threaten to tell all his mates next time you're all together. "Oi, listen to this! tell me if anyone else does this or is DH just a filthy bastard....."

Totally fucking rank. I've never heard of such vileness. And skids on the sheets???.
Even kids don't do that.

And I wee in the shower and suck snot from my baby's nose.
But that is horrible.

Lollylou:

I can't get the image of your husband shitting in the shower and then standing in it to hide it from my mind. That must have felt so gross, squelching inbetween his toes

I would never be able to shag him again.Vile

Ditto.

As for the skid marks on sheets from another poster, wow. That is so gross too. Why are you all putting up with such revolting shit literally

thats disgusting, what does he use to wash himself when in the shower? did he use that to wipe his bum? we all share a flannel here and i change it every other day and the thought of my husband doing that and then them using it 😷

I need a serious fucking word with myself. I've read all of this. Whilst wrenching and contorting my face into all manner of grim expressions.

You poor poor woman. Here have all the and 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍺🍺🍺🍺🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

*I really have to say, I didn't think anyone could top my ex, but eugh how gross.

My obese ex, used to shit his pants, daily and never wipe, as he claimed, he could no longer reach his bottom. He regularly used to have an extra large builders bum on show where unwiped crap was visible. Hardly ever changed his clothes.*

That is definitely fucking worse. Oh my god.

Wretching not wrenching ffs

How do these excuses for human beings get away with it? It's vile, rank behaviour.

How disgusting!

Urgh . That made me heave!! I can kind of get washing straight after a poo... but shitting in the shower? Standing on it??? Plus knowing You'll be cleaning it afterwards, really bloody grim. I'm sure some one will tell me aibu but if my I found my DH (of 15yrs) having a shit in the shower it would really make me see him in a very unpleasant way.

*iabu not aibu!!

When my xh and I separated it was a relief to also say goodbye to the suspicious brown streaks that would mysteriously appear on my bath towels...

Not a DP story but recently on a hen do, the toilet roll had ran out and someone wiped their shitty arse with the bathmat and left it under the sink, complete with large Poo nugget. I only discovered it the following night when taking my hairdryer out from under the sink... there was a bidet right next to the loo (and a shower ) Surely the bath mat was the last possible resort?!

suck snot from my baby's nose

This thread is just rank

This thread is shit

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Sorry for those who hadn't heard the term waffle stomping before!

I once had an ex who shat the bed during a prolonged drunken fart. He woke up both of us with said air biscuit and stumbled off to the bathroom. Shortly afterwards, I heard snoring coming from the toilet. Sexy. Then I realised the smell was still lingering. Peeled open my eyes. To see a giant log staring back at me :( :( :(

Not wanting to embarrass him and retching, I got up, got dressed, turned the light out and went home. When I told my flatmate, she just about pissed herself laughing. Then she stopped. Thought about it. Pointed out:

So he would have woken up on the toilet and got back into bed in the dark...

He also once stayed at my dad's house and asked me for a toilet brush. As we were in a hurry to go out, I asked if it would wait. And he replied, in words that still haunt my very soul: "experience has taught me it's better never to let it dry"

Funnily enough, I wasn't with him for long after that. Somehow he managed to get married a couple of years later. His wife is a lucky lucky lady!

I'm waiting for the results of poowafflegate convo with ops DH.....