When you find out that your husband has some really disgusting habits

[Gaaaah]

Firstly, not a poo troll.

I never realised how fucking disgusting he is until I happened to walk into the bathroom one day when he was having a shower and in the bottom of the shower tray was a massive lump of shit that he quickly stood on and pretended wasn't there. I was visibly horrified but apologised for going in and backed out sharpish.

I put it out of my mind. I don't even know why. I should have confronted him right there and then but I didn't. I haven't encountered anything like that again. More often than not he'll actually call me in to chat about something to do with his day that he feels won't wait until after he's showered.

He had a shower today after work. He forgot to flush the loo. So when I've gone to use it later, I can see that there's no toilet paper down there. He hasn't wiped his arse after a shit. Then he's got straight into the shower. My shower. That I scrub on my hands and knees.

It's disgusting, I know. Worse than poo crumbs man. And i feel absolutely ashamed and repulsed by him.

Sorry OP I am finding it so hard to not PMSL at this!

Nevertheless, it IS vile, and I do feel bad for you, but it is kinda funny.

Just tell him to stop being a filthy pig! I am amazed at the amount of women on here who don't seem to be able to say what they think to their husbands or partners, or tell them what they think of what they are doing. I would say 'URGH You dirty fucker! What the HELL!!!!!'

TELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!! TALK TO HIM!!!! NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Why should women HAVE TO TALK TO MEN ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL HABITS?

Eww that is beyond fucking disgusting. You should have called him out on it at the time though but be honest with him, tell him it's putting you off sex and he'll likely clean up his act.

As for the poster who finds skids on the sheets, fucking hell do you have sex with that man? If someone left skids on my sheets they'd NEVER be allowed in my bed again, EVER!

now got a mental image of OP's DH trying to mash a steaming great turd down the plughole with his foot

I'm sad to say that this is what I think he was doing the first time I saw it.

Yes Curly, it's real. Horrifying but real.

Ha. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Haha. Haaaaaaaa.

Sorry OP but that he quickly stood on and pretended it wasn't there is genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever read. Honestly that is just gross. Really tickled me though. Like really got me. Bet he didn't half shit himself when you come into the bathroom .

If it makes you feel any better I know of somebody who was meeting his partners family for the first time and needed a shat but the toilet wouldn't flush, so he placed the turd in a plastic bag and threw it out of the bathroom window. Where it landed onto the glass roof of the conservatory. The conservatory where the whole family was sat eating.
What is it with blokes and shit?

I need to stop reading this thread. I feel like retching.

The technical term is "waffle stomping". And it is disgusting.

You need to tell him, Op

This is true - tell him. Much milder transgression in my dh's case but he leaves a drinking glass encrusted with fibogel orange on the sink, his electric toothpaste which he hasn't rinsed after use so it is standing in pool of saliva, and toothpaste remnants....yucky when I go in after him to brush my teeth.

I spoke to him about it recently and the sink is now left blissfully clean

I actually feel physically sick. The worst I've ever done was be sick whilst in the shower but I couldn't help that as I was very ill

WAFFLE STOMPING!?!?!?!

OMG, there is a technical term for this?!

There is now way I'd 'talk' to him, I'd tell and advise him that special cuddles are out for the foreseeable as I now require brain bleach to ever see him in a romantic light again!

I would never be able to shag him again.

Vile.

LordBeef Because and awful lot of women put up with that kind of thing and accept that it's the way "men" are.

I read these kind of threads and realise I will never ever share my home, my bed (overnight) or my bank account with another man for as long as I live, and that makes me happy as a man pig in shit.

OP I honestly think shitting in the shower would be a deal breaker for me, as for standing on it, urgg dirty dirty bastard.

Davros Why do you accept shite stains in your bed? Does he wash his own skid stains away?

I didn't realise it was a thing I feel like crying.

Suspect it was a stubborn nugget that he couldn't evacuate on the loo then blasted it with the shower to dislodge rather than dry off, use loo, get back in shower. A blast with the hot water would disintegrate it so it goes down the plug hole, and as long as he cleaned the shower tray (and his foot) afterwards no harm done. Problem is you saw it and unfortunately there is no such thing as brain bleach. My solution is use the lock on the door or have seperate houses.

@Davros Mine leaves skids on the sheets and regularly pisses in the sink if he can't sleep at night

And you married him anyway? Grim.

I read these kind of threads and realise I will never ever share my home, my bed (overnight) or my bank account with another man for as long as I live, and that makes me happy as a man pig in shit.

times 100

OP, this is all I can think of now.

Wh you o how why did I dish up my shepherds pie, then read this??!
Toilet-wise, maybe the paper flushed and left poo?

I get well cranky when DH sits picking at his nails and feet all night but I'm feeling slightly blessed after reading this

I'm literally crying at this thread. I feel about 9 years old right now laughing at a grown man trying to stomp a shit down a plug hole with his foot.

Waffle stomping

OP you really need to put your foot down about this sort of shit......

memyself and Elendon, I live with 5 males (excluding the male dog and the male guineapig... ) and should I ever find myself without them all, I will never ever shack up with a man again. Sigh.

I don't think I could ever have sex with him again. And I'm laughing at this; because it's unbelievably grim. Eurgh.

As for skids in the sheets.... < not envy