When you find out that your husband has some really disgusting habits

[Gaaaah]

Firstly, not a poo troll.

I never realised how fucking disgusting he is until I happened to walk into the bathroom one day when he was having a shower and in the bottom of the shower tray was a massive lump of shit that he quickly stood on and pretended wasn't there. I was visibly horrified but apologised for going in and backed out sharpish.

I put it out of my mind. I don't even know why. I should have confronted him right there and then but I didn't. I haven't encountered anything like that again. More often than not he'll actually call me in to chat about something to do with his day that he feels won't wait until after he's showered.

He had a shower today after work. He forgot to flush the loo. So when I've gone to use it later, I can see that there's no toilet paper down there. He hasn't wiped his arse after a shit. Then he's got straight into the shower. My shower. That I scrub on my hands and knees.

It's disgusting, I know. Worse than poo crumbs man. And i feel absolutely ashamed and repulsed by him.

Yes, British born and bred. There is no possible reason Curly. None at all.

I'm going to tell him. I'm just waiting for the children to go to bed.

Fucking rank. I would not be pussyfooting around wondering how to broach this with DH. I would just come right out and say NEVER do this again you foul beast.

And after you've told him hand him the zoflora and tell him to get scrubbing....

so one time there was poo in the shower and now he shouts down to tell u he hasnt flushed and to top it all off he didnt wipe?

gross

OMG. I am really hoping this isn't true. I have heard the most disgusting things about men on MN - men that piss the bid, don't wash or clean their arses but THIS is the most horrendous of them all.

I would never be able to get beyond this. He would have to go.

Suddenly really grateful for my squeaky clean husband.

I had a similar thing with my DP....he had taken to peeing all over the toilet seat and then not flushing.

And I mean...all over....the toilet seat that I sit on.

Beyond grim.

I told him about it and he would go back and sort it out...but then just do it again the next day!

I sat him down last week and basically told him one of the primary reasons he wasn't getting much sex at the moment was because finding his piss in the bathroom was not at all sexy. I also told him that me having to tell him about it made me feel like his mother, and as though he was a grim teenage boy and that didn't make me feel like having sex with him at all.

I said that the lack of sex, driven by this kind of thing was also causing me to be concerned about getting married.

Blunt. But needed saying and has done the trick!

Id tell him to sort his act out. that is repulsive and disgusting!!!! I once dated a guy that didn't wipe his arse after a shit ... i didn't realise this until we were having sex and i got shit on my leg!!! vile! nip it in the bud and hopefully he will see that it is rank!!

I can remember my old headmaster, 35 years ordained and the English Provincial of his order, using the words "dirty little bastard" to describe this sort of behaviour. But that would have been done by a 12 year old.

This is just barbarism.

go and ask him op and tell us what he says

Mind bleach please

He stood on his own shit????
Fucking hell

He needs to clean the bathroom from now on. Why did he shit in the shower though??? I mean that makes no sense unless hes in a massive rush. Why make more hassle for yourself having to waffle stamp. Unless its a fetish

Bear28

There. Are. No. Words.

OP, you have my sympathy (it's so revolting but in an amusing kind of way)... but the prize for making me laugh out loud goes to MissJC and the conservatory luncheon...

I can just imagine the formal setting - Mrs and Mrs Fitzgerald had set the table with their best Wedgwood bone china, polished the cutlery and ummed and aahed over whether to serve poached salmon or beef Wellington. They had chosen to eat in the conservatory in order to make a good impression on their special guest. The daughter's new boyfriend arrives. "This could be the one, dear" whispers Mrs F into her husband's ear. Boyfriend asks to use the bathroom before taking his seat at the table. Goes upstairs, produces 'une poo magnifique' then slings it out of the bathroom window. Meanwhile, the family have taken their places at the dining table and are nervously waiting for new boyfriend to return so that Mrs F can serve the consommé. In the silence they hear the frantic distant flushing of the upstairs cistern. Then WHOOP! A package lands on the glass roof above their heads. In true British style, nobody moves, nobody says a word. Their heads remain still but their eyes move upwards and note the plastic bag now sitting right above them.

Honestly? I'd LTB because no way in hell could I have sex with him ever again.

MissJC That's actually a very well known urban legend...

Elendon i didn't want to say this but nobody knows me on here, i thought it was chocolate..... i thought chocolate melted on my leg but it was shit. We didn't stay together long after that!

My exdh used to have a shit then get in the bath. He didnt wipe. he then lay in floating turds before washing his hair. The dirty disgusting pig. Obviously an ex

Did you stay in our holiday let last summer? We have had to deal with shit in the shower and down on the floor beside the loo.

Some people can be mingers.

Back when I was a student some of the guys I lived with used to have "Shit Showers" if they'd run out of loo roll. Poo in the loo then clean up in the shower. Filthy beasts that they were

LTB.

Any disgusting thing you can imagine, and many you can't, have actual names.

It's bloody depressing.

I went to the bathroom earlier to find one of the kids had thrown a cotton bud towards the bin, missed, and left it on the floor. I've been planning my lecture on disgusting bathroom behaviour while waiting for them to come home. I'll be reining it in now...

That is so bad OP I really feel for you. Yes it's funny in a cartoony way but in real life? It would make me cry to have discovered such a thing about my DP. And to have to talk about it... vile. Stressful embarrassing and really what outcome can you have? He says sorry it'll never happen again. But how can you trust that? God every time you have a shower you'll be wondering... I'm really sorry for you. I think the only answer is two showers.

Clutching at straws but is there anyway it could have been an escaped clingon? Or was it a normal sized poo ? Mind you , if he'd wiped properly there wouldn't be any clingons.

Discusting !