InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

[BastardBloodAndSand]

There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

Too much internet for me today, time to switch off

Peak Corbymania/ insanity has reached mumsnet! 😱

NONONO! I admit he's grown on me a lot over the last few weeks to the point where I'm going to vote for Labour now rather than Libdem, but that's taking it too far.

If I had to choose a party leader to sleep with it'd be in this order: Leanne Wood, Caroline Lucas, Jeremy Corbyn, Tim Farron, Theresa May, Nicole Sturgeon, Paul Nuttall.

Actually, I'd only actually consider sleeping with the first three.

Here you go, OP (and others). You're welcome!!

Ta!

Andy burnham is undoubtably attractive and shaggable even for a normal bloke, let alone politician standards

Urgghh Paul Nutall. That man really is an odious cunt.

Too much eye make up. 😉

I don't like fakery.

Sorry that was about Burnham!

Make up no way!

For all the Clegg fans (I'm quite the ardent fan myself ):

I wouldn't kick him out of bed. However, a Trudeau and Macron sandwich is a favourite fantasy

Burnham? < not envy. He looks like he'd have to ask his mum to come and mop him up afterwards. Yuk.

I'd happily do Justin Trudeau.

Andy Burnham looks like the sort of bloke you meet when you're younger and you can't believe he's single because he's really quite cute, then you shag him go out with him a few times and realise he's a bit wet, dull and clingy and that's why he's single, and then he becomes mildly obsessed with you for a few months afterwards.

Ewww at Andy Burnham - he'd probably cry after sex #boak

Clegg would have got it before he got in bed with Cameron, but he's tainted now. I reckon Corbyn would be a considerate lover, he has kind, intelligent eyes.

Surely the only fanciable politician is Justin Trudeau?

He gives me major sleeze vibes

Macron is dishy though, and Andy Burnham

Andy Burnham looks like a ventriloquist dummy. No.

I have been really impressed with Jeremy in the last few weeks and I absolutely love a man with a beard. But NO.

Jacob Rees-Mogg - dear god, what is wrong with you all?!

Trudeau - yes he does look like a Disney prince but that's not my type so no

Macron -YES. I think he's probably quite short but still yes.

Nick Clegg - also yes. Slightly less proud of that one but still yes.

I had a sex dream about Clegg a few years back which led to an actual crush...I don't find him attractive at all but that one dream...

Also when I was a teen(though never admitted this obviously), I fancied Blair Happy to say my tastes improved a bit when I grew up.

Kier Starmer anyone?

I always liked Nick Clegg.

Years ago I used to post on another forum and on an 'unusual crushes' discussion one poster proclaimed her lust for Vladimir Putin.

Macron really is beautiful