InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

[BastardBloodAndSand]

There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

He looks too much like my Dad to fancy him but I do get it

;)

YANBU

I'd hit that and make him breakfast in the morning

Nothing to add except this thread has made me 😂 and 😱 In equal measure.

I had a dream he'd won and the sense of relief in my body was amazing. I hope that dream comes true. He's a wonderful man.

Hahahahaha!

I hadn't thought about it til now, but I bet he'd try really hard and be really determined to do it well

I'm waiting on my kids actually crying with laughter at this.

He'd also do the really filthy stuff without making you feel awkward for asking.

He'd just crack on with it.

Jacob Rees Mogg

Are you fucking kidding me??

YABVVVU.

Jacob Rees Mogg would be a feathery-stroker. Or call you "Mummy" in a creepy baby voice.

Surely the only fanciable politician is Justin Trudeau?! He's like a Disney prince.

Also, I'd be intrigued to know roughly how old all the Corbyn-fanciers are? I'm early 30s & don't get it at all.

For me it's got to be Ed Balls............................................

I'm late mid 30s and it's an Andy Burnham from me

I'm 30

Corbyn is delicious!

Are only left wing politicians on the MN fancying list?

I would guess the only filthy things about Corbyn are his anorak & socks

Jacob Rees Mogg makes me sick in my mouth

I've had a really shitty afternoon and this thread has totally cheered me up! thank you

Are only left wing politicians on the MN fancying list?
Well let's see .... Gove, Bojo, Fallon, Hunt, Davis .....sorry I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

This thread has made me recall a suppressed dream about Nigel Farage last night. Thanks.

Yeah fair point... I was trying to think of a fanciable one but just no!

The new French president is seriously fit, lovely eyes and smile. Definitely if I had to shag a politician it would be him, as much as Ive grown like JC and as much as this thread has made me laugh, I don't see him in a sexual way.

Jacob Rees Sodding Mogg? Have you had a TBI?

Corbyn - YES. Double yes to Andy Burnham, after one of aforementioned dreams.

Andy Burnham,I would. He has those lovely dark eye lashes.