InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

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There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

Trudeau I get but I have no idea what all of you are seeing in Macron.

Yes to Keir Starmer. He wears a suit well and has nice hair. He's also a posh boy but not a sociopath with it

Why has no-one mentioned David Miliband yet. I know he's not strictly a politician anymore, but he was for a long time, and looks all cuddly. He's lovely.

This is gross.

I'd vote for Corbyn, help him on his allotment, share a scone and jam but I think I'll pass on the shagging thanks.

Yes to Keir, no to Corbyn. I wouldnt mind a pot if his jam though.

Keir Starmer isn't posh BTW. He's grammar school educated done good. Just Wikipediad him and his mum was a nurse, his dad a toolmaker. Back in the days of social mobility when such things were possible, sigh.

@ this thread. You lot are awful!
I'd love to see Corbyn's veg patch...that's not a euphamism either, I just like allotments. Jonathan Bartley (Green party joint leader) however, is rather shaggable.

'I'd vote for Corbyn, help him on his allotment, share a scone and jam but I think I'll pass on the shagging thanks.'

Same here

I've just googled Jacob Rees-Mog. He looks like the Demon Headmaster ffs! You must all be joking to say you fancy him?!

Coughing, yy to Keir Starmer.

Rees-Mogg WTAF??!!

I'd love to see Corbyn's veg patch...that's not a euphamism either, I just like allotments

Oh yeah! Reeally?!

Does Mumsnet actually need 'Gransnet' these days or should it be ' Great Gransnet'?

Yy to Jonathan Bartley of the Green party. He looks like Matt Le Blanc's genteel English cousin.

Yy to Kier Starmer, and he's definitely not posh!

Any man who improves the prosecution of violence against women gets my vote, it's just a bonus that Kier looks so lovely as well.

I'm lost for words re. Rees-Mogg. WTAF?
I nominate Stephen Gethins (one of the Scottish MPs)
Also, Angus Robertson looks quite cuddly, no?

And Rees-Mogg... really? Bleurgh.

Wonder how they'll communicate this thread to him in the morning social media briefing

They wouldn't would they ??

OMG, that would be like him waking up in my sex dream

Ooooooohhhhhhhh, just Googled Jonathan Bartley. Well helloooooooooo. You can.come and inspect my compost heap anytime 🐯

It's Keir, guys. After Keir Hardie...
Don't fancy him.

I LOVE this thread!!!

I do get the Corbyn thing... he's got that cheeky glimmer in his eye but he'd still make you breakfast

I seem to have recently developed a thing for Ed Miliband (love a man who can laugh at himself) and also had quite the crush on Ed Balls during his time on Strictly...

You can tell I'm missing a real man in my life

Am loving this thread Whatalot there was a pic of Jeremy's allotment shown on his one show appearance a few days ago

And i get you op, and I'm 38