InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

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There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

'The new French president is seriously fit, lovely eyes and smile. Definitely if I had to shag a politician it would be him'
Yes if only our politicians looked like the dishy Macron. I have a feeling JC smells very musty for some reason and has fluff covered boiled sweets in his pockets.

20 he could ride me like one of his bikes if he'd look at me like he looks at a drain cover

I think he is gorgeous.

I met Andy Burnham in a pub very recently, he put his arm round me for a picture and watched my coat whilst I popped to the loo. He was a little bit sweaty but it was very warm and I'm sure it's not a reflection on him.

I'm with you OP. I'm not even ashamed!

AGnu I'm 29...

Really wish I hadn't opened this thread, I feel I will be scarred for life at the images popping into my heat at the moment.

Filthy harlots the lot of you

This is weird. Burnham, Macron and Trudeau, yes, I totally get. But CORBYN? Just no.

Cheezus.

I liked Cameron and Osbourne, though - the latter for his suits which I thought were very sexy - do maybe I am not in a position to scoff!!!!

...so maybe

No. No no no.

I reckon he's a stroker.

Plus he tells really boring stories so afterwards you'd be sitting there, wondering how to escape, while he tells you a 56 minute tale about the time he went to Plymouth and found an interesting manhole cover.

He's alright in my book. But not in my bed.

Anyone else think Nick Clegg would beg.

Wait, what's the story between Corbyn and drains? Why does he give them the look?

Does this mean Dan Jarvis is mine?

Ooooh, Dan Jarvis is quite acceptable...!
As is Jo Johnson, Boris's brother.

Trudeau and Clegg were my politics crushes but they're both old enough to be my dad (in fact, Clegg is five years older than my dad ) so it all feels a bit ick now

Theresa May is the sort who'd make you read the Bible first, then engage in two minutes precisely of dutiful coitus, and then read another bible passage and pray for salvation.

Boris Johnson would motorboat you constantly and giggle at the sight of a vagina.

Hunt wouldn't get laid. Full stop.

Good god no. I bet he has a droopy foreskin.

I agree I think he is gorgeous. For me his personality, character and genuine concern for those in need shine through and this is what make him very very attractive to me. You know the old saying when you first see somebody but don't notice there looks and gradually they become more or less physically attractive depending on their character. yes I like him very much and even more so in recent weeks.

Hunt would look disgusted the whole way through, shout at you to leave as soon as it was over and rage-cry alone in his bedroom.

He's been 'Abbotted', you sure you wanna go there?

Jeremy is what my friends and I refer to as a comfort shag. Not stunningly handsome or anything, but a naughty twinkle in his eye and the kind of bloke that would always make sure your car had petrol in it. So he's so bloody nice and trustworthy that shagging him is inevitable. Not a creepy "nice guy" though.

Rees - Mogg is so pointy and creepy and posh, he's a hate shag for sure. You'd be hooting like the Orient express during the deed, but you'd feel grubby afterwards.

Totally agree with PP who said about Boris and his motorboating

Jezza, god no, i think i just did a sick in my mouth!

Did anyone else see that BBC4 biopic about the young Maggie Thatcher? There was a scene where she and Dennis had a very quick, fully clothed mechanical shag, then she switched the lights back on and carried on writing a speech I think?

(Apologies if your reading this whilst eating).

Ah, y'see, I don't see JRM as a feathery-stroker. I bet he's IN CHARGE in the bedroom or over the dining table He'd know what he wanted but not in a Christian-Grey kind of way. Just in a "he knows best" and really he does. He'd give you the kind of orgasms that make you float.