InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

[BastardBloodAndSand]

There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

Op yes I get you! Would never admit this in real life though.

Oh dear god I have also thought this

When the DM run a story that those crazy mumsnetters are all wet for Corbyn, we are going to look even more shallow than they already think we are. The biscuit thing is still embarrassing....

Omg, just no.

No??! I wouldn't shag JC, but he is absolutely not the creepy leery fella in the pub, bet he's never leered in his life

Yeah, he's kind of hot.

About time we had someone a bit sexy in charge...

He was a looker in his young adulthood. I think Theresa's attempt at shaming him with the "naked and alone" comment will backfire. I bet it stirred up A LOT of pictures in people's heads. Not necessarily bad iykwim .

You take Corbyn, I'll take Clegg

And the only thing he leers at is drain covers. Gotta love his quirks.

What. On. Earth.
My love for JC is pure, not like yours. I'll never forgive you for the images you've created in my mind.

Someone pass the sick bucket.

Someone pass the sick bucket.

He really IS the bloke in the pub. I used to do bar work and there is always the bloke that sits there leering at the younger staff members

Actually I have just realised - He's Albert Steptoe

See...

Has he ever leered at you Livia? Because if he hasn't, then how do you know he leers? He didn't seem to leer at Alex yesterday on the One Show.

Did I say he actually leered at anyone? I said he 'looks like' a leery bloke. Unlike some on here who like his personality despite never having met him

Loooooookkkkkk, the only one doing the leering is me.

I'll take Clegg
Oh my! That's even worse 🤢

I would.

Corbyn no way but clegg the wet speechless!

Now Jacob Reece mogg absolutlry yes. Posh and clever. 'Please sir I have been a very naughty girl'

Can't stop thinking of this Frasier episode now!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=anC6uFVHZCA

Mistysparrow There is in fact another Corbyn. His name is Piers and he is a meteorologist. He is Jeremy's brother, and looks quite a lot like Professor Brainstawm. Quick Google will show you.

On second thoughts, that google needs a trigger warning.

You are all welcome.

Ick. What is wrong with you lot?!

I would

I've had this dream.

He told me not to push the red button, I coyly asked what he'd do to me if I did.

I forgot all about that button 😂

I wouldn't kick him out of bed either.
He's male with a pulse